Caption the *'s

[Kadie]

Former first lady Laura Bush, left, smiles at her husband, former President George W. Bush, as he receives applause during comments at McFarlin Auditorium at SMU, Thursday, Nov. 12, 2009, in Dallas. Former President Bush and Laura outlined their vision for the ex-president's think tank during speeches Thursday at SMU.
(AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez))

[ddeclue]

1. Laura: Yes I know he's a dumbass but he's MY dumbass.

:rofl:

[izquierdista]

2. Someone put a beer in my hand.

(God, he's stupid! Someone get him a drink so he will just pass out.)

[Xipe Totec]

3. Ah, baby, that's the spot! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand?

[Sal Minella]

19. Very good. Well done. n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. *'s "think" tank

with apologies to the innocent bystanders!

[man4allcats]

6. They said I was gettin' a think tank, but I thought they said fish tank

so I brought along some beer, a pole and some bait.

[chollybocker]

9. "Fishin' Accomplished"

;)

[man4allcats]

14. Ha!

Good one!

[Catshrink]

7. I see Laura's still wearing the drapes.

[silverweb]

8. Bush think tank =

oxymoron. :crazy:

[One Voice]

10. Here I am - I'm drunk again!

heh-heh :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

11. "We're with stupid." n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Y'all fer get all da bad stuff er ready... dedn't ya?

[EmeraldCityGrl]

13. See Honey, not everyone hates you.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

15. Is it just me. . .

or is she doing her Edgar Bergen impersonation? LOL--the doofus does make a lot more sense viewed as Mortimer Snerd, doesn't he?



Ooooh--maybe not so funny. . . When looking for a photo of Mortimer for those too youth-challenged to know WTF I'm talking about (not that I'm that old myself, mind you), my first hit was this:


. . . with this caption:

“And here’s a scary thought: While reading an Amazon.com review of the book, Vice: Dick Cheney and the Hijacking of the American Presidency, by Lou Dubose and Jake Bernstein, I discovered that Cheney’s Secret Service code name is “Edgar” — referring to Edgar Bergen, the famous ventrioquist who mastered and manipulated his idiotic yokel dummy, Mortimer Snerd (George W. Bush). If that’s true, this says it all.”

This may be my synchronicity for the day.

[thenooch]

24. Cheney's name

was "Angler"....not Edgar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Service_codename

But even funnier is Tawd Palin's nic....."Driller"!

Drill baby Drill!

[MilesColtrane]

16. Him, word balloon: "All you peons bitchin' about my liebary need to shut the fuck up!"

Her, thought balloon: "`gooblledy ™£¢goog∞§§¶gaaaah••snorkªº–≠‘‘“πøˆ¥†ƒ†ƒç˙√∆≤¬µ¬µ¨˜∫≈ß˚zzzzzz……“


University Park Residents Pack City Hall To Criticize Bush Library Plans

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/111009dnmetzoning.2a3cbb6a2.html

[SmileyRose]

17. "You want me to, burb, speak at, burb, McFartin Sanitorium, burb about my burb stink tank?"

burb

[rug]

18. She's stopping him from knocking the podium over.

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. "No applause, please - I wet my pants most every day now"

[arthritisR_US]

21. "now that cheney's no longer around I have to work the wires" says laura. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "No, wait, don't tell me which one of us is Laura..."

[santamargarita]

23. That Nixon shitfaced look

[Xicano]

25. Shit, I don't have that little voice thingy in my ear helping what to say.

Uncle Dick!