I got the newspaper today, oh boy

[underpants]

22 pages covering the entire world and the Richmond Times-Dispatch's loony op-ed page (several full page ads in there too)
12 pages Metro & Business (with ads)
8 pages of sports (back page is an ad)

and the ads

Holy crap! there must be 3 inches of color glossy ads from every chain store imaginable

[madokie]

1. At first I thought about getting the two wheel dolly out to carry it in the house

it was looking so big

[underpants]

3. Ha!

We stopped paying for the thing a few years ago but they still deliver it-usually only the Sunday edition

:shrug:

I guess it was important for us to get this ad flier today

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. what a relief

I thought this was gonna be a rant about some lucky man who made the grade, or some place with 4,000 holes. :rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

4. Me too. Now I can't get that song out of my head.

:hi:

[lame54]

10. too bad he got the line wrong

[underpants]

9. .. well..

they did have to count them all

[Buzz Clik]

5. The newsies deserve a day off, and these are desperate times for merchants.

[johnhoover70]

6. wow...

what a waste of paper. :-(

[underpants]

8. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[gmoney]

7. 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire?

[donco6]

11. the holes were rather small.

but now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

That turns me on.

[lpbk2713]

12. I even got a circular from the local gun shop in my newsrag today.

Business must be booming. :eyes:

[MineralMan]

13. Wait until you see tomorrow's paper.

Black Friday's paper is always worthless, except for the sports section. Everything else was written last week.

[Barack_America]

14. I thought this was going to be a Beatles thread.

:shrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiFYOn1AFms