Wolfie: Taliban says OBL hatching a plot to kill Cheney.

[karlrschneider]

No shit, he is reporting it right now.
:eyes:

[Name removed]

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[CottonBear]

2. Wolfie's crying wolf...again.

Anyway, Cheney doesn't elicit much sympathy as evidenced by his 9% approval rating.

I'm just sayin'...

[corkhead]

3. It would probably help him a lot in the polls

Osama, that is.:evilgrin:

[Disturbed]

10. Is OBL trying to boost Darth's Approval Rating?

By making Darth a target OBL may be trying to bring about a sympathy surge for Darth.

[Vincardog]

4. Why would he turn on his biggest allie? Cheney and the Chimp have done more to help OBL than anyone

[rec_report]

13. *Really.* Bush and Cheney are OBL's employers. n/t

[goclark]

26. Chimp said OBL not worth looking for or something like that nt

[rusty charly]

5. oh, PLEASE!

i guess since the "blood clot" didn't stop the articles of impeachment, so they're trying this?!?!?

[rec_report]

6. OMG! Gag me with a chainsaw!!

:rofl:

[RB TexLa]

7. Do they have a plot to kill the Sec. of the Interior as well?

[blogslut]

8. I have no words

I'm all snarked out

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. If there's a shred of truth to this it would be that OBL is trying

To muster sympathy for his old friend. No faster way to do that then to create an erroneous plot to kill him by the evil OBL himself.

Funny that they'd be playing the sympathy card for Cheney though.

[TwilightGardener]

11. So OBL, in an undisclosed location, is somehow going to find and kill

Cheney, also in an undisclosed location. These two are just going to have to step out of their caves and have a duel on Pennsylvania Avenue. I'll watch.

[AlCzervik]

12. strategically placed bacon cheeseburgers?

[northernsoul]

15. awwww! You beat me to it!

:spank:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. He's got his work cut out for him.

God's been trying to kill Cheney for years and the bastard just won't die.

[MoonRiver]

16. First, it was a last minute hospital visit on the day of his impeachment motion.

:eyes: And after that little ploy went over like a lead balloon, he's now the primary target of OBL. :eyes::eyes:

[ecstatic]

17. So does this mean Cheney is in hospice, and they will stir up a war

based on an alleged, boogie-man plot by OBL to explain Cheney's disappearance?

[BuyingThyme]

18. Yep. That's right.

[DearAbby]

19. And Wolfie knows this how?

by unnamed sources? I mean really, Wolfie would know about classified intelligence? Now what would be their reasons for bringing up the ol' terra tactic?

Does Wolfie have an inside pipeline to Osama and the Taliban? Geeez, they have nothing left.

[jkshaw]

30. Wolfie had a revelation ... if Bush can talk to God, well ...

Seriously folks, this is ridiculous. It's a ploy to give Darth some sympathy. The source is most likely the Rove White House.

[donco6]

20. Oh yeah. Let's plot to kill one of the most unpopular

people in America.

Actually, if OBL is looking to improve his image, it just might work . . .

That's sarcasm, Agent Mike! Honest!

[Jim__]

21. Where'd they get that information?

A White House "intelligence" report? Yea, that would be credible.

[marmar]

22. Why must we share oxygen with Wolf Blitzer?

:argh:

[rec_report]

27. Right, Wolf Blitzer is my least favorite of the Reichwing pundits. n/t

[mnhtnbb]

23. Fantasyland passes for news. What a hoot.

[City Lights]

24. How desperate can they get?

:eyes:

Maybe this will raise his approval rating to double digits. :rofl:

[americanstranger]

25. That isn't exactly correct. The 'attack' happened a while ago.

From CNN's site:

A Taliban military commander says Osama bin Laden helped plan the deadly suicide car bombing outside Bagram Air Base targeting a "very important American official," apparently referring to Vice President Dick Cheney.

<...>

The vice president was more than a half mile away from the site of the February attack in Afghanistan, which Afghan police said killed more than 15 people and wounded 20.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/04/25/afghanistan.dadullah/index.html

----

Past tense. The 'attack' in question happened 2 months ago.

- as

[karlrschneider]

34. Yeah, they finally managed to explain it a little more. I had to replay the TIVO

to see the rest (had to run a quick errand)

I do recall that other story but forgot the details.

[americanstranger]

38. No doubt Blitzer and CNN tried to make it sound vague.

All the better to ratchet up The Fear.

- as

[rec_report]

28. Well, do you think Cheney's clots might 'step up to the plate,' first?

Oh, hi Agent Mike!
:hi:

Polar Bear

Click here for news.

[lonestarnot]

33. LOL

See clots run, see clots hide.

[zanne]

29. What's next? Dick Cheney gets lost in the woods?

Now that'd be an attention grabber. Better yet, issuing an Amber Alert for Dick Cheney!

[corkhead]

46. he gets stuck in a well, which we find out later was the entrance to his underground lair.

[zanne]

47. What?! No Lassie? nt

[rodeodance]

31. Did he say this was 'credible evidence" to support this ?

[lonestarnot]

32. Now if the whitehouse doesn't know shit, how do they know this?

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

35. Do you or Wolf owe me a keyboard?????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cha]

36. Now why the fuck would obl wanna

do that? The dick of Death has recruited more terrorists for him than he could have ever in his WILDEST MF' DREAMS.

[mod mom]

41. "the dick of death"

:rofl:

[lovuian]

37. So this means Dick is going to have to live in a bunker

to be safe... but one wonders did tricky Dicky screw too many people

[opihimoimoi]

39. BS...OBL is in Bora Bora sipping those drinks with tiny umbrellas in them....everyone knows that

[ck4829]

40. "Yenehc Kcid" - Tricking him into saying this will send him back to his world

Where up is down, black is white, and the insurgency is truly in it's final throes.

[shain from kane]

42. Walk up behind him, and go "BOO'!

[orleans]

43. how nice blitzer is reporting this. did he bother mentioning dk & his

articles of impeachment against cheney? not that i heard.

[karlrschneider]

45. Maybe sublimibimibally (sic)

...I missed it too.
:eyes:

[Lost-in-FL]

44. Ok?? Why would Osama plot to kill someone with...

a 9% approval rate?