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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:17 PM Original message |
Subtle: Alleged shoplifter stuffs 75 bottles of Bath & Body lotion in his pants |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. Wow |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. B&BW is having a sale too |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. someone with their own store |
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OhioChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. What's a dude going to do with 75 bottles of lotion? |
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Oregone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
14. You probably don't want to know |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 11:09 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. He's just a modern guy and he's had it the ear before. |
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Ignis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. So much for a smooth getaway. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. He couldn't take the friction |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Slick! |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. Is that 75 bottles of lotion in your pants, or are you happy to see me? |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. I was hoping there would be pictures. |
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Tailormyst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
10. I do not want to know what the lotion was for. |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
11. Geez, he must've looked like the Michelin Man on steroids. |
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we can do it (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
12. This Is What Gave Him Away |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
13. It rubs the lotion on its skin.... |
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Chef Eric (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
15. Reminds me of a song: "So I'd like to know where, you got the LOTION" nt |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:39 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Rock the boat! |
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The_Commonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
17. Sounds like somebody was looking for... |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:49 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. If all you're looking for is three hots and a cot, why boost something so |
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The_Commonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:58 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. People who are cold and hungry... |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
18. A police officer was heard to jealously comment no his arrest that he had "uncommonly smooth skin." |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
19. Motion Lotion!! |
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berni_mccoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
20. LOL! |
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Kievan Rus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
21. Gives new meaning to "pants on the ground" |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
23. Well now, who hasn't done that? |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
24. Slick. |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. Chafing Can Be Awful / nt |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-04-10 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. Doesn't he know to put the lotion in the basket? |
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