If you could say one thing to Sarah Palin, what would it be?

[Dulcinea]

I'd say, clearly & politely: "YOU ARE SUCH A NOTHING."

(And thank you to whoever sent me a heart!) :loveya:

[JBoy]

1. "Hey, did you read in the ... oh, nevermind."

[Bluzmann57]

2. Get outta here!

You are nothing, have no relevance and serve no purpose. So go away.
That's a mild example of what I'd say.

[meegbear]

3. Talk to the hand.

[DrDan]

4. "as you leave, don't let the door hit you in the . . . . "

[femmocrat]

5. Disappear.

Already.

[11 Bravo]

6. Do you use that poor kid as a prop just because you think that he will never realize ...

what you've done with him?

Either that, or "That dresss makes you look fat."

[sui generis]

7. I'd ask her to read my by-line . . .

;)

[farmout rightarm]

8. "In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, I cast you OUT..."

:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

9. "Good Lord, you're for real." nt

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[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. Oh please.

If I said it on DU the moderators would cry.

[Vincardog]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

[slackmaster]

12. "Hey Sarah Palin, have you ever been para-sailin'?"

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

13. "What's your sign?"

[brewens]

14. I would tell her how wonderful she is and how much we need her

to run for President in 2012. Hopefully with a straight face.

[arthritisR_US]

15. I'd just say, as she past by " hot air walking". n/t

[belpejic]

16. Who cares what you think. (n/t)

[Amy6627]

17. STFU! n/t

[Rosa Luxemburg]

18. Beat it/scram!

[Ganja Ninja]

19. Pull my finger.

[zazen]

20. It must be so hard to have your Wasilla high school classmates laughing behind your back

Or something to trigger her narcissistic borderline behavior, delivered in the most _sincere_ of insincere Southern tones of concern. My fellow Southern women know what I mean. ;-)

[dgibby]

42. And end it with, "Bless your heart"!

The Southern kiss of death, or how to tell someone to go to Hell and make 'em feel happy to be on their way!:evilgrin: :rofl:

[buff2]

21. SIT DOWN, STFU,AND GO AWAY.....

Bu$h in a skirt.

[geistvomeinzelganger]

26. Failin' Palin

I would also challenge her to a public debate right there on
her own little playground known as Faux news..., no prep, no
"notes"... just my knowledge and comprehension of
things vs hers, including each of our own predictions of what
would come to consequentially be according to what she wants
to do about ANYTHING/EVERYTHING as opposed to what I want to
do about ANYTHING/EVERYTHING.

[geistvomeinzelganger]

22. Sarah Palin

I would say a number of things but mainly I would tell her quite frankly that I believe 100% that she's not only a SATANIST, but also that she's a LYING, IGNORANT, BAG FULL OF W BRANDED WARPIG, PUTRIFACTIONIST CRAP.

[MineralMan]

23. I would just say, "WHAT?"

[sinkingfeeling]

24. Go home and stay there.

[mitchum]

25. "I should pity you as an incest victim, but I can't because you are despicable"

[HipChick]

27. If this is the way a good Christian women supposedly acts..

I'm kinda glad I stayed out of the church..

[mzteris]

28. Go. Away. n/t

[Ferretherder]

50. You took the words right out of my mouth.

n/t

[CTyankee]

29. What's that smell? Did you fart?

[cherokeeprogressive]

30. Who?

[HopeHoops]

31. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, IDIOT!"

That is all.

[Xenotime]

63. Agreed.

[pipi_k]

32. "There's a hungry grizzly bear in Alaska I'd like you to meet" n/t

[Arugula Latte]

33. Mind if I hunt you from a helicopter? I'll give you a head start.

[gatorboy]

34. "Talk to the hand!"

Or perhaps read the hand. :P

[guitar man]

35. "B!@tch please!!"

sorry if that offends anyone but it's my honest answer :D

[hamsterjill]

36. Some of us have you figured out, Sarah!

Just keep talking your shit and enjoying the media attention, sweetie, but rest assured that most of us know what you are doing, why you are doing it, and how you are getting away with it.

Now...go and have your little ole self a NICE day, Sarah!

[BrotherLove]

37. Thanks, but no thanks for your brain to nowhere :-)

[BrotherLove]

38. Thanks, but no thanks for your brain to nowhere

[Hubert Flottz]

39. Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?

Why do you hate America?

[SoCalDem]

40. Show me your sonograms & pre-natal vist reports

:evilgrin::

[HughBeaumont]

57. I'd like to see those myself.

Yes, I'm in that camp mostly because I want it proven she's not a very good liar.

[SoCalDem]

65. amen.. the people who are so against this approach

keep saying it's because it's so intrusive and it's about her family, not her, BUT it's the CORE of her being...her very essence.. she wears that Mom & Apple Pie image, like a fur coat..

The LIE about her motherhood, proves how craven she really is, and erases everything else about her..

It's the plug, that lets all the water out of the tub...

[Arkana]

How do you sleep at night, you stupid, amoral, horrible BITCH?

[blueamy66]

58. Perfect.

But I'd want to smack her in the mouth too.

[malaise]

41. Lady you are

beyond bat shit crazy - you actually believe you are qualified for anything except strutting across a stage as a beauty queen contestant.

[RainDog]

43. GO AWAY n/t

[cbdo2007]

44. Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto!!!!

Thank you very much for Mr. Obama!!!!

[dgibby]

45. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,

You are THE poster child for the Pro Choice Movement, and if you were my only child, you still wouldn't be my favorite.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Got meth?

[NoSheep]

47. You NEED a professor to lecture to you.

:think:

[TheWatcher]

48. I would probably quote the Late, Great, Bill Hicks......

"Kill Yourself."

"Seriously."

[Dulcinea]

49. Some of these are pretty good! eom

[NoPasaran]

51. "Now that you ask, yes, I would like some fries."

[lefthandedlefty]

52. Go home and leave us alone

[graywarrior]

53. I'd say, a Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a condition in which

there is an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with
one's self.

A person with narcissistic personality disorder:

Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation
Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals
Has feelings of self-importance
Exaggerates achievements and talents
Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love
Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
Requires constant attention and admiration
Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy
Has obsessive self-interest
Pursues mainly selfish goals

[mrs_p]

54. i've been thinking about this

as i am heading up to the iditarod in a few weeks. what if i run into her? part of me wants to chastise her for being such a meanie, part of me wants to challenge her stupidity, and part of me wants to encourage her so that she makes a greater fool of herself. i think anything i would say to her would be lost on that nonexistent intellect.

[H2O Man]

55. Bye

[AlienGirl]

56. "It's time for evening meds and lights-out!"

[HughBeaumont]

59. "Too bad about that second place finish . . . "

" . . .you SO had me at the swimsuit competition!"

:evilgrin:

[The Wizard]

60. Someone has to tell you

With every word you speak your ass gets bigger.
Are you still working as a toilet seat model?
How's that witch crafty thing workin' out for ya?

[Raschel]

61. How can you call yourself a Christian?

[peekaloo]

62. Did Levi "roger you roundly"?

[saltpoint]

64. I've always felt that Palin had shitty eyeglasses.

Whether I would take the opportunity to point out that I considered her eye glass choice to be remarkably poor is another question, but the fact remains that I've held the persistent impression that she has shitty eye glasses.

For one thing, they need to be rounded when instead they are sharp-angled. The sharp-angled frame doesn't match the contours of her bovine face.

So the question is whether I'd regret NOT telling her what I think of her shitty eye glasses after the opportunity to say so had passed. One must live through life's regrets, of course, but somehow that doesn't seem nearly as bad as being a wolf-slaughtering moron who wears shitty eye glasses.

[WilliamPitt]

66. Please run in 2012.

[Dappleganger]

67. I am a true American and you don't speak for me.

Go back to Alaska, Governor Quitter.

[geardaddy]

68. "Can't say I've ever heard of you."

[chasmj]

69. Don't touch your face

[lpbk2713]

70. Nutty as a fruitcake.

[Razoor]

71. I would say go away

and dont come back