Bible quiz....

[Postman]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0407/prophecyquiz.html

[shenmue]

1. 9 out of 10

:D

[rurallib]

2. I fkunked the Bible sex quiz

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0204/biblesex3.html
Woe is me!

[TahitiNut]

14. Too bad. That means you're prohibited from using the approved Missionary Position.

... but the rest of the Kama Sutra is still available. :evilgrin:

It could be worse, though. Think of those poor Egyptian women!!!
"Egyptians have penises the size of a donkey’s and ejaculations the volume of a horse’s."
(Notice that it doesn't say "Egyptian men"!)

[Gabi Hayes]

3. ha. ha. HAAAAA! I was going to post the following gif, til I saw it was from Miss Betty Bowers!

she is, after all, a better Christian than you are. or I am

[theoldman]

4. It appears to me that God was wrong on all accounts.

[sutz12]

5. Just color me "unsaved moron".....or was that moran?

:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

6. Damn, I got only 2 right

Or is it me that's damned?

[rasputin1952]

7. Landover Baptist is a great site...I really feel sorry for my

two bald brothers, they must be evil in the eyes of the lord...me, I've got hair, but I also got the cancer gene my mom and dad had.....Personally, I'd rather be bald...:D

[karlrschneider]

8. Drat, I missed half of them.

I am doomed! DOOMED!

[Matariki]

9. Drat, I got all correct but one.

I am REALLY doomed! DOOMED!

I'm not even a christian or a jew. i was raised by secular buddhists. my parents would be so ashamed.

[karlrschneider]

10. OMG, you're even more doomeder than I am!!!11!1!1!!

That is hugh!

[k8conant]

11. 8 out of 10...

That and $15 for a coffeemaker and $6.99 for ground coffee will get me coffee at home for a week.

[MadBadger]

12. 3 Out of 10

i feel good about my score.

[johnaries]

13. Since most of the "correct" answers have proven incorrect,

doesn't that test prove the Biblical prophecies are wrong?

Oops! I forgot this was a parody site!