A Camel is Bigger than a Golf Ball, and a Golf Ball is Bigger than the Eye of a Needle

[Boojatta]

If all things are possible with God, why hasn't the Pope achieved a hole in one? Maybe he needs lessons from a gifted golfer.

If it's possible to combine a career in golf with a career as a priest, then instead of going to a sex rehab clinic, perhaps Tiger Woods could have simply started training to become a priest. After all, we know that the Catholic Church dispenses advice on sexuality. They wouldn't do that unless they had a strong basis consisting of both expert knowledge and moral authority.

[Orrex]

1. Tiger found that he had trouble with his back-swing while wearing a cassock