Sheriff Arpaio Named to Head FEMA Camp for Teabaggers

[MineralMan]

Arpaio Slated as FEMA Camp Head

Maricopa Co., AZ 4/6/10: The Department of Homeland Security announced today that Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been named to run the first of many FEMA internment camps for right-wing "teabaggers" who are arrested for making threats against elected officials. A DHS spokesperson said, today, in a rushed press conference: "We chose Sheriff Arpaio for obvious reasons. He's a no-nonsense law enforcement officer with long experience in providing low quality care for internees. We expect big things from him."

When contacted by telephone, Sheriff Arpaio acknowledged this appointment as a pivotal point in his career. "Them boys ain't gonna like my FEMA camp. Nossir! If green bologna's good enough for the illegal aliens in my jail, it's damn sure good enough for teabagger trash. I'm bringing the TV bicycles along, too. All TVs in the camp will be tuned to MSNBC, 24/7. We've also ordered 1000 gallons of paint in the color I call titty pink. They should feel right at home."

The first prisoners should begin arriving at the undisclosed FEMA camp location within the week, following an accelerating number of recent arrests.

http://www.newswefoundthatyouwontbelieve.com

[Dappleganger]

1. Well done!

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

2. Why, thankee!

[Ian David]

3. Only the ones who fill-out the Census forms. n/t

[myrna minx]

11. Only the ones *stupid* enough to fill out the census forms.

:tinfoilhat: Are those black helicopters in the distance?

[MineralMan]

12. It's OK, teabaggers. The nice men just want to ask you a few

questions. Please remain perfectly still.

[XOKCowboy]

4. Gotta give you a kick for that!

Too funny!

[Echo In Light]

5. Incidentally, for the unwary, RWer Sheriff Joe Arpaio is featured in...

http://americandrugwar.com/

[MineralMan]

6. There ain't gonna be any drugs in those FEMA camps,

I guarandamntee! Those teabaggers'll be kicking that oxycontin cold turkey, if Sheriff Arpaio has anything to do with it. There'll be no coddling of such internees.

[blondeatlast]

7. Very well done (and that comes from a Sheriff Joe "subject"). k/r--and widely spread

among my Maricopa County friends!

[MineralMan]

9. Ah, spreading virally...thanks!

[blondeatlast]

13. LOL--it sounds like I'm talking about inmates, I guess!

I LIVE in Maricopa county and among a very wide social circle have never hearsd a kind word spoken against Sheriff Arpresswhore--er, I mean Joe.

[MineralMan]

8. It's just a rumor, but some say that

Cheetos™ will not be served to internees, and that all internet computers available to internees will be limited to viewing only approved websites and will have no keyboards. Sources in the DHS reveal that a site called "DU" will be the only site available.

[blondeatlast]

10. After a well-organized protest and interference from the busybody civil rights outfit

The Lipton Tea Company, the following site has been added:

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[Historic NY]

15. damn thats the only way to tell which ones are fresh, orange fingers.

[Tutonic]

14. FUNNNNNY!