Tiger Woods is the best fucking golfer on the planet, nothing more.

[11 Bravo]

Role model? Raise your own damn kids. Think he should speak out more about issues YOU think are important? Tough shit, do it yourself. (And before you claim, "Yeah, but he has a larger forum than I do", let me remind you that he MADE himself what he is as an athlete. You practice for 14 hours a day and make yourself the world's number one anything, and then exercise your own voice.) Then perhaps we could also persuade one of the many DU billionaires who could have any woman they want to post and let us know how they would have handled the temptations.
Was he a shitty husband? Hell yes! But did anyone appreciate him as an expert on marital relationships, or was it the way he can cover the flag with every stick in the bag?
If you want to root against him, knock yourself out, but spare us the sanctimonious bullshit.

[msongs]

1. yes he certainly does a lot of f+++ing with anyone willing lol nt

[StopTheNeoCons]

25. Perfect use of "fucking" in title: short, rather violent, just like Tiger's style

[HipChick]

2. +1000...no one would really give a damn

if his wife were black and his booty calls were black..

[Shell Beau]

19. Totally disagree. People would still care because he is Tiger Woods.

[99 Percent Sure]

35. Preach. /eom

[PCIntern]

3. Is he EVER a 'fucking golfer'...

...but even WE didn't try to pick up the Perkins waitresses when I was in school...

[WinkyDink]

4. You chose interesting adjectives.

[HughMoran]

24. & how could he know?

:rofl:

[xchrom]

5. Recommend

[Skittles]

6. I don't care about his personal life; I'm just sick of him in general

[StopTheNeoCons]

26. +1000

[BlooInBloo]

7. And I don't even like golf. Imagine how little I care about any of the outrage.

[City Lights]

8. Oh goodie! Another Eldrick thread.

:puke:

[11 Bravo]

10. And another kick from one who hovers, zen like, above it all, gaving piteously ...

at those mere mortals who appreciate athletic greatness.

[MicaelS]

9. To quote Al Czernick,

"Hey, I'll buy up your crummy snobatorium and build condos on it."

And homeless shelters, and low-income housing and apartment complexes.

Every single FUCKING golf course on the the planet. If I could.

[spanone]

11. he's also human

[demosincebirth]

14. Rich too! I don't care one way or the orther about him.

[4lbs]

12. Phil Mickelson, long Tiger's top competition, supports him in terms of golfing.

Mickelson is as devoted a family man as you'll find, yet he's found the way to forgive him and say how important Tiger is to the sport.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4863358


Mickelson has my respect.

Others that want to dogpile on the criticism, not so much.

All these people that say "I hate him , I hope he loses, the MF'er!!!!!" ---> :eyes:

[Bluebear]

13. "the best fucking golfer" - - no argument!

[riderinthestorm]

42. +1. Duzy.... nt

[blondeatlast]

68. *snarf* (I suppose it depends on one's particular preferences in that department, though).

DUzy.

[Patriot 76]

15. I've long rooted for Mickelson. Tiger's the best and he can and had been beaten.

Hoping for some drama on Sunday. Good clean sports drama.

[Dr Morbius]

16. Whether he is or not should be determined by ...

... the dozens of women he has, um, done.

He sure seems to be the most... um, f-ing golfer.

I kinda wish this story was put to bed, myself. So to speak.

[katty]

17. he can do what he wants...where did/does he find the time?!

for all that frolicking.

[Spike89]

72. He "works" a few hours on about 1/2 the weekends per year

Sure, he practices more than he plays, but I know plenty of guys that hold full-time jobs and have more than adequate free-time for their hobbies.

[Uzybone]

18. I just hope he wins and makes the media shut the fuck up

The fans' reaction was clear....golf fans want to see the man play. The media and tabloid sniffing dogs in our society only care about nonsense.

[Fumesucker]

20. He certainly has done a lot of fucking, practically anything with a hole..

And your hero worship is noted..

[11 Bravo]

33. And your lack of reading comprehension skills is likewise noted.

The OP made it clear that Tiger is neither a hero, a role model, or a reliable source of marital advice. That obviously failed to fit your narrative, so you ... did whatever it is you do. (Bullshit springs to mind.)
He's the best in the world at what he does for a living. Deal with the fact that no one will ever say anything even remotely similar about you.

[Fumesucker]

34. He's the best in the world at a stupid game that wastes vast amounts of precious resources..

That could otherwise go toward alleviating some of the misery in our world.

And your hero worship (he's the BESTEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!11!!) is noted too.

[11 Bravo]

65. His world #1 ranking is arrived at quantitatively (look it up). Observing that fact ...

does not fall into the category of "hero worship". Perhaps English is not your native tongue, so just consider this a free education. And I hate to break it to you, Sparky, but the fact that you think a game is "stupid" means jack shit. Hell, there may be someone somewhere who thinks that YOU are a "stupid waste of resources", (as a matter of fact, after a few seconds of reflection, I can guarantee it). Perhaps you should cease to exist?
Maybe you would be happy if he did something you approve of, something really, really, important, something like "riding motorcycles way too fast".
We're sorry you suck at golf, or that a golfer stole your romantic interest, or whatever else may have happened, but seriously, it's time to man up and get over it.

[blondeatlast]

69. When he took that first endorsement check, he became a role model, whether he wanted to or not.

I'm tired of that lame excuse. It didn't work for Charles Barkley (who never claimed to be a family man) and it won't work for Tiger.

[Ron Green]

21. His athletic ability seems to have come at the expense of big chunks of his

humanity.

[elocs]

22. And golf is just a game and like Twain said, a good walk spoiled.

Growing up in my city, golf was one of the things which separated the haves from the have-nots. Those of us without money went bowling. The rich kids played golf and went skiing in the winter, wearing their lift tickets of their jackets as a badge of their economic status in which to rub our noses.

Plus, a beautiful section of city land near the foot of the bluffs which was given to the city for the use of all was made into a private country club where we were allowed to visit when we worked there as dishwashers.

So fuck golf.

[LanternWaste]

29. Great thing about municipal courses

Great thing about municipal courses are that they are rather inexpensive. My room mate and I would play in the days that we were both making minimum wage. And as the have-nots go, we were about the havest-nottest of them all.

We tried bowling-- not as much fun-- far more drunks in the playing the lanes than playing the fairways, but to each their own I suppose.

[HughMoran]

23. Mmmm, pass the popcorn

:popcorn:

That was one righteous rant!

[mrs_p]

27. haha - i wonder how you know that

he makes woopie better than all the other golfers on the planet...

knr just for that

:D

[tonysam]

28. But, according to his mistresses,

he's not the best golfer fucking on the planet.

[blueamy66]

41. That's what I heard

:-)

[alcibiades_mystery]

30. +1000...I hope he wins, for what it's worth

The yapping about him on this board and elsewhere is childish and ridiculous.

[Mother Smuckers]

31. And that is what really matters!

:silly:

[malaise]

32. I'm rooting for him

He's a genius at his sport.

[Canuckistanian]

36. He's the Babe Ruth of Golf

Phenomenal sports talent, horrifying personal behaviour.

Sometimes it's best not to know EVERY little detail about our sports heroes.

[rcrush]

37. Golf is boring LOL

Tiger Woods penis doesn't make it any more interesting.

[Subdivisions]

38. Pisses me off he flubbed that birdie on 18. n/t

[Amerigo Vespucci]

39. I understand that when he files his taxes he lists his profession as "fucking golfer."

He's good for two things, golf and fucking people who aren't his wife.

Short list, but an accurate one.

[99 Percent Sure]

40. Recommend.

[Iggo]

43. I'm full of the shodden-froy-duh over the golfing fucker.

[salguine]

44. Are you using "fucking" as a verb or an adjective?

[SergeStorms]

45. So?

...."but spare us the sanctimonious bullshit". :eyes:

When will you fawning Eldrick sycophants spare us your constant praise of him? He's a freaking golfer. Yes, he's a good one, but so what? He's good at a game. Big whoop! :shrug:

[MzShellG]

46. He's an excellent golfer

And I'm not even a golf fan. He is no worse of a man than Bill Clinton. DUers' double standard treatment of Woods versus Clinton is noted. It's not like he was an elected official.

[CakeGrrl]

49. +1000. That's what I'M saying.

Clinton's trangressions gave the Republicans the ammunition they needed to subject this entire country to their impeachment bullshit. And it sure didn't help Gore - or us - in 2000.

I don't see people saying the same thing about HIM, seeing as he was so ridiculously irresponsible with the "highest office in the land".

Interesting reversal - or double standard, when the consequences of Tiger's actions don't reach nearly that far.

[Luminous Animal]

47. Yeah? Well, I can pick up dimes with my toes.

And it took a lot of practice, I'll tell ya.

[johnaries]

48. He's a great golfer, but he sucks as a human being.

And maybe it's just because so many people put him up on that pedastal that he felt like he was "entitled" to be a rotten human being.

Maybe all of us should reconsider the reasons we pick our heroes and our role models.

Personally, I don't care how good Tiger is at golf or anything else.

He sucks.

[Berserker]

50. To me he is

neither a role model or a hero. He is just the best golfer on the planet. I think that the women that fucked him because he is rich and famous and new he was married with a family are scum of the earth. Tiger rocks.

[Scout]

62. Tiger rocks, uh huh ... while he's busy with "women that fucked him because he is rich and famous...

and new he was married with a family are scum of the earth."

uh huh, that's what people who "rock" do ... fuck "scum of the earth."

[neverforget]

51. Who he fucks is between his wife and his harem.

[Swamp Rat]

52. panem et circenses

Bread and Circuses

[Awsi Dooger]

53. Yes, but best golfer in the world is an incredibly lofty perch

Everyone who plays golf is in awe of Tiger's skills. It's a maddening sport with diabolical disconnect between intention and result. The best athletes in the world are tamed by golf but continue to pursue it.

Now that boxing is in a down period, heavyweight champion of the world is not nearly as meaningful as previously. Best golfer is the top perch in individual sports right now, and it's Tiger by runaway margin.

[Initech]

54. He's a good golfer, but I couldn't give two shits about his personal life.

Same goes for about 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of celebrities in existence.

[GreenTea]

55. But you must admit Eldridge does bang some hot babes....that's something "more"

I don't care much for elitist Eldridge...I think he's a fucking elitist republican.

I think old elitist Tiger is sincere though....If you recall years ago, Jimmy Swaggert cried real tears and said "Lord I have sinned" Real tears cuz old Jimmy knew he was about to lose millions in donations...

Just as Tiger is sincere, because man, he also knows he's losing tens of millions in corporate sponsors bucks, that hurts -real tears- yeah, he's sincere about losing those big bucks....

Bucks mean more than anything to all republicans, including Jimmy & Eldridge!

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

56. Who's "Eldridge"? n/t

[Hepburn]

57. It's Eldrick...

...and that is Tiger's first name.

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

58. I know,

just seeing how long it would take....

[Hepburn]

60. OK...got it! n/t

[Kickin_Donkey]

59. I couldn't care less about Tiger Woods ...

Spare us your own sanctimonious bullshit.

[11 Bravo]

66. Cool! My very favorite type pf poster!

I love the irony-impaired who take a few moments that they can never get back out of their busy day just to reply to a post in order to tell a breathlessly anticipatory world that they "couldn't care less" about the topic they chose to spend time responding to.

[cbdo2007]

61. Tiger is great and it's good to see him play again.

Really there is no one more exciting to watch in golf than Tiger Woods.

Of course I'll root for Tom Watson if he's in contention (being from Kansas City and all) but Tiger is still my fave.

[closeupready]

63. self-delete

self-delete - I'm done with this topic

[geek tragedy]

64. Well, he's the "most fucking" golfer.

Best? Matter of opinion.

[Better Believe It]

71. That too! It's a matter of stats, not opinions so much in Tiger's case.

[Rage Inc.]

67. K&R

But Soren Kjeldson will win the Green Jacket!

[Better Believe It]

70. You're 100% fucking right! And I'm not a violent person.

Oh .... Oh! We used one of George Carlin's forbidden words!

We goin to hell now!

[meeshrox]

73. Plus one million!

My sentiments exactly! Wonderful OP, my husband and completely agree! I'll be interested to see how much the ratings go back up now that he's back!

[Crowman1979]

74. I never gave a F*** about Golf. Even before Tiger Woods.

[Mike 03]

75. Bizarre post. Too hysterical and maniacal to really respond to, although it it sad because

there are real issues involved here.