So I've got my copy of Hitchhikers Guide,

[walldude]

and I'm standing on the roof with my thumb out. So far no luck.

I really hope they hurry up because I can't take much more of this shit.

What else can a true liberal do? I mean I guess I could hang around some more, people are going to need someone to blame if the Dems lose seats. I could hang around and watch the left "improve" things, with offshore drilling, violations of the Constitution, Nuclear power funding, increases in troop levels in places we have no business being, bombing countries with Drones, letting criminals go free and violating the rights of our GLBT brethren.

But.. I think I'll just wait up here with my book and my far left loony thoughts, and jump on the first ship outta here.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. my honey's got her iPad. When I get mine, Don't Panic will be

on the cover.

[BlueIdaho]

2. Don't forget your bath towel. nt.

[RandomThoughts]

3. As long as we get off before they make that intergalactic highway thing LOL

Although I do have to say, the improbability drive totally rocks.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. But the Nutrimatic

delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

[rocktivity]

4. When you get there, make sure to check out the rock band Diasaster Area

They can never perform on the planet Earth because their sound system violates its nuclear weapons treaties!

:headbang:
rocktivity

[awoke_in_2003]

6. is Hotblack...

still dead for tax reasons?

[awoke_in_2003]

5. While you are on the roof...

it is time to practice flying. The goal is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. This can be facilitated by having somebody startle (thus distracting)you at the moment before impact :)

[rocktivity]

7. And since you might get lost on the way, ask for directions first.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[geckosfeet]

9. Come on over and join me on the outside of the asylum.

[The Blue Flower]

10. Sounds like you're panicking

Read it again.

[Turbineguy]

11. You have to say:

"So Long, and thanks for all the fish."

[HopeHoops]

12. You'll be fine as long as you've got your towel.