When Cheney was SECDEF, I ALMOST knocked him flat on his ass

[MrScorpio]

It was lunchtime and I was heading down to the Pentagon's Concourse to chill.

I wasn't looking where I was going and from of the corner of my eye there was a blur.

I looked forward and came practically face to face with the big guy himself, Dick Cheney. Needless to say, I came to a sudden stop, preventing my all too clumsy collision with the guy whose sneering smile looks absolutely obscene.

He was standing there in the middle of the corridor talking to some other guy with that monotone drone of his.

I don't think he barely noticed me. The man didn't even blink.

Anyway, I walked around him, and I wondered what would have happened to me and my career had I knocked the SECDEF flat on his corpulent ass.

I didn't have to find out.

But, let me tell you, when I look at things like this today:



I wish that I could go back in time and flatten that fucker right proper.

Not just for the current tragedy, but for a warehouse full of other crimes that that asshole inspired, both directly and indirectly.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Flattening that rodent would have felt great!

and then you'd enjoy the remainder of your career in Greenland.

:hi:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. not too late - drop him into the Gulf of Mexico

where he belongs with his beloved oil!

[dgibby]

3. Isn't the Gulf toxic already toxic enough?

Talk about adding insult to injury!:evilgrin: :rofl:

[leveymg]

4. Give Dick a rubber suit and squeegee, and let him work off his debt to society for the rest of his

damn life. I agree, don't pollute the Gulf any further.

[SpiralHawk]

5. "I had a corridor deferment. Sneer." - xDEFSEC Dickie 'Five-Military-Deferments' Cheney (R)

"I'll bet you're all wondering how a war profiteering chickenhawk like me, with a record-breaking Five Military Deferments, gets to be Secretary of Defense. Sneer. Answer: I'm a republicon, and republicons are, um, 'special' in a peculiar kind of way. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha. Sneer."

- Dickie 'Five-Military-Deferments' Cheney (R)
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[Lint Head]

6. Cheney's fat ass would plug the oil gusher hole nicely.

Just fold him up and slide him in rear end first.

[leveymg]

7. Ding, Ding! Give this man a cigar!