Forcible sodomy! Breasts being stared at! Elaine explains the dangers of DADT repeal for you!

[Bluebear]

from the Rude Pundit:

HOT HUMPING NEKKID MENZ! LESBIAN GANGS TAKING PHOTOS IN SHOWERS!

This should be on the calling card of the perpetually professionally frustrated Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness. This is a woman who has for years specialized in educating the American public about her pathological fantasies that are sure to occur when "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is finally repealed.

The incredibly lacquered coiffured doyenne of discrimination is her own cottage industry -- Elaine serves as an expert in military readiness without any military experience or expertise on sexuality -- by creating sexualized imagery for anyone who cares to pay attention to her that repealing DADT will turn barracks into orgy palaces.

If she didn't exist, someone would need to invent Donnelly. I imagine her at the keyboard, moist, nearly at hot-flash fever pitch, typing...

"We're talking about real consequences for real people," Donnelly proclaimed. Her written statement added warnings about "inappropriate passive/aggressive actions common in the homosexual community," the prospects of "forcible sodomy" and "exotic forms of sexual expression...Like a woman who is stared at, her breasts are stared at," Donnelly explained. She further explained the "absolutely devastating" effect of homosexuals "introducing erotic factors" and made a comparison to Sen. Larry Craig's adventure at the Minneapolis airport. She said admitting gays to the military would be "forced cohabitation" and a policy of "relax and enjoy it."

Whew. Did anyone need a cigarette after that? Let's not use that word moist in reference to Donnelly again.

Elaine claims that "homosexual activists are pushing hard to impose their agenda on our military, regardless of the impact on morale and discipline," and that DADT repeal will result in complaints about inappropriate, passive or aggressive actions conveying a homosexual message or approach. She was so intrepid that she developed a "flow chart" of the disaster that awaits....MORE:

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2010/07/hot-throbbing-same-sex-military.html

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. Wishful thinking?

[sui generis]

2. jeepers.

so if I get this sexism right, it's okay and even sometimes cute and/or merely annoying for a man to make a pass at a woman, or vice versa, but it's terrifying for a someone to do that to anyone of the same gender?

Whatever happened to just saying, "no thank you?". God knows I have to say that all the time whenever a new acquaintance of the opposite sex starts getting all googly eyed and suggestive. Can you imagine if DADT applied to EVERYONE gay and straight? That might be the answer.

Let's just change it to DADTDADC don't ask don't tell don't assume don't care.

How bout them man-apples!

[Wednesdays]

3. Ah, good ol' Elaine, at it again...

I remember her from way back in the 70's. She was a major crusader against the Equal Rights Amendment...for many of the same reasons (forced co-ed bathrooms, co-ed showers, etc.).

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[Behind the Aegis]

4. Does she write gay porn?!

Sounds like the latest plot to "Ships A-Ho!" or "Military Men: Group Maneuvers."

[Ignis]

5. "inappropriate passive/aggressive actions common in the homosexual community"

Damn, I never get invited to the good parties. :(

[BrklynLiberal]

6. oh my. Is she related to the church lady?

Donnelly needs to have lunch with Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian.

LOL

http://www.bettybowers.com/
Be sure to check out this video..
Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else:

[Bluebear]

12. =)

[MineralMan]

7. Oh, I'm sure that visions of hordes of lesbians staring at her

breasts are never far from her thoughts. Uff da! And the visions of forced sodomy...why...the very idea must put her in danger of expiring from a most lethal case of the vapors.

Someone get the smelling salts! Elaine has fainted dead away!

[ladywnch]

8. I wonder if her keyboard and monitor are covered with plastic for safety sake???!!!! n/t

[dtexdem]

9. Yeah, because women serving with males would never have their breasts stared at ...

or be raped.

Sure.

[n2doc]

10. And yet these folks never have a problem with rape in prison

(not the rude pundit, but the nutbag he quotes)

[jberryhill]

11. "exotic forms of sexual expression"

Is that anything like those "exotic dancers" I hear so much about?

[LWolf]

13. What agenda?

Since when is wanting the right to be who you are without hiding, and without threat, an "agenda" that somehow intrudes on the rights of others?

The repressed right wing needs some intensive help to deal with their psychoses.

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. Hottigy damn!!!! I sure missed the good

life...

By the way, not that she'd get this, not having served at all... but those advances, not wanted... are dealt the same way they have for EVAH...

But she'd not know that.

By the way, staring at breasts???? It already happens... so does rape...

Sweet Jesus... they ALREADY SERVE LADY!!! And if you EVER took a shower at the Y, you have taken a shower in front of a Lesbian, dime on the fucking dollar.

[joeybee12]

15. Ok, so right now this Elain Asshole is saying women's breasts AREN'T being stared at?

Doesn't she know any heterosexual men?????

[Solly Mack]

16. What's her pen name? Because that woman clearly writes self-published piss-poor sex novels...

It is painfully obvious that she is sharing her own invidious brand of sex fantasies with the rest of us.

[Starry Messenger]

17. I bet she writes slashfic.

What the fuck does she think goes on in the military? It's not like being on vacation with guns.

[yella_dawg]

18. Hey!

Be all that you can be.

[Touchdown]

19. After every on of her sentences, say "in a sailor's cap!"

It becomes even dirtier!:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

20. That frigid crone only wishes somebody would stare at her breasts

To quote Bernadette in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart! "


Really. Conservatwits like her spend more time fantasizing about sex and imagining everybody wants to jump them than anybody I've ever encountered. It's vivid, and frightening, evidence of what extreme repression will do to a person.

[Bluebear]

22. omg

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

21. If it was really like that, maybe enlistment would go up.

As it is, aren't they having trouble getting people to join?