GOP unveils 20 point agenda for America. What are those 20 points?

[Rocknrule]

1. Give everyone who makes $250K+ a year a $5 billion annual tax refund that comes out of the pockets of the other 95% of Americans
2. Start wars against Iran, Syria, N. Korea, France, Canada, San Francisco, and Uranus
3. Issue free assault weapons to all Americans over age 2
4. Use indentured servants to build the world's largest pyramid to house Reagan's tomb
5. Cut taxes on any vehicle that gets less than 15 MPG


What else? Let's have some fun with this. Hell, let's come up with more than 20 points.

[RagAss]

1. The Slapdick Party and its new list of fucking lies !

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Outlaw all sexual depravity (for non-Republicans)

[Beartracks]

18. Oh, it will still be illegal for Republicans...

... they'll just be forgiven.

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[Wounded Bear]

3. Why start a war against MY anus?

:evilgrin:

[daleanime]

8. Check #2 above...

:evilgrin:

[Rocknrule]

4. #8

Allow NAMBLA to have a political presence in America
(this one proposed by Mark Foley)

[KingFlorez]

5. Darlene McBride has all that covered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqZaQKskP-A

[Initech]

6. Make Fox News every channel, and radio plays nothing but Limbaugh and Beck

[sad sally]

9. Speaking of Fox News -

My 84 year old Aunt recently took a 13 hour car ride from Montana to North Dakota with her very repuglitan nephew and his wife. When they finally arrived, she complained about not hearing any news the whole way. Nephew replied that wasn't true since he'd played Fox all the way. That's not a news station, she snorted, it's propaganda. Gotta' love her!

[Initech]

10. Ha ha! Nice.

I've been referring to it as "The Fux Ministry Of Propaganda" for quite a while now.

[Beartracks]

17. OMG, I think Oklahoma is the test market for that!

Seems every public-facing television is tuned to Fox, and the only non-music radio around here seems to be right-wing.

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[Rocknrule]

7. The GOP plan in a nutshell:

Insert your paychecks via direct deposit right into our bank accounts.
It will save us a lot of pain and work, but results will be the same.

[Urban Prairie]

11. Put a white crucifix in the center of the blue field of 50 white stars on the US flag

Passing a new amendment to the Constitution making the US an exclusively Christian nation with English as the "offical" language.

[Marie Marie]

12. It's simple really..

"NO!" x 20 until we can impeach the Socialist Kenyan Muslim

[Timbuk3]

13. Tax Cuts

...for outsourcing jobs.

Tax cuts if the economy's getting better.

Tax cuts if the economy's getting worse.

Tax cuts if the economy stays the same.

Tax cuts if it's raining.

Tax cuts if it's sunny.

Tax cuts if there's a deficit.

Tax cuts if there's a surplus.

Tax cuts if anyone, anywhere, has a boil on their ass.

More tax cuts if the tax cuts don't work.

Oh, and end Social Security and Medicare.

[Timbuk3]

14. Pee Ess

...and give the SS and medicare funding to the wealthiest. "To create jobs".

[ThoughtCriminal]

15. New Trophy Wives every 3 Years **

** Must prove GOP membership and minimum $250k annual income. Mistresses not included.

[Swamp Rat]

16. Underwear... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?

......Profits.

[PeaceNikki]

19. The font size?

:shrug:

Oh, wait, no that's SIXTY-POINT.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9170670

[Initech]

20. Actually you only need 3 points: Step 1 - take over government. Step 2 - ? Step 3 = profit!!!!

[Change Happens]

21. Does thee Tea Party approve?

[madmom]

22. Make sure everything we do is ok with the radical religious right ...RRR.