DU Women - Could You Be Seduced By This?

[lame54]

[rucky]

1. Even the furry crowd would reject that weasel.

[Kookaburra]

2. Oh gross.

It's lunchtime, lame54. Cut us some slack.

[Warpy]

3. Even when I was 16 and stupid

that little punk would never have stood a chance.

[LiberalLoner]

4. Not even with double bags. Ugh. n/t

[Donnachaidh]

5. I'd MACE *that*

ewwwwwww...

[Dappleganger]

13. He's got a smart-ass face...

his mother should be ashamed!

[Luciferous]

6. Ew, no. Who is it?

[seabeyond]

7. nope. not even, kinda, sorta, maybe... not a chance in hell. nt

[lapislzi]

8. Brain bleach!

You can't "unsee" things.

[burning rain]

9. Hannah Giles didn't fancy him "that way."

She made it clear that to her, he was just-friends guy. No doubt she had sound reasons for that.

[TexasObserver]

10. Was he the kid in Deliverance?

[lame54]

11. he's not talented enough to play the banjo

[TexasObserver]

15. No, but he's ugly enough to play the part if they let him fake it.

Remember Dueling Brandos? SNL reference.

[lame54]

18. "Get me the butter."

[TexasObserver]

21. Last Tango?

[lame54]

22. let's hope its his last tango

[Erose999]

33. Welcome to the age of AutoTune. I'm expecting the remake of deliverance starring James O'Queefe,

Andy Britefart and Stephen Baldwin (he's the teabagger one, right) to hit the theaters any day now.

[Spazito]

12. Ewww, all I see is a pile of horseshit pretending to be human....

the stench alone would cause anyone to vomit.

[Contrary1]

14. Oh, hell yeah...

That lovely head of hair, those piercing brown eyes, the pouty lips, the ears that also serve as handles, the way he cocks his nose...

Need I go on? :loveya:

[madmom]

16. Not just NO but FUCK NO!!!!!

:puke:

[smirkymonkey]

72. +1000

The mere thought of it makes me physically ill.

[w8liftinglady]

17. If he were a progressive ...yes.my tastes run intellectual,not physical

Now...if he were a Tea Party conservative-i wouldn't bang him with O'Donnell's "Hoochie".

[devilgrrl]

19. I'd rather never have sex again.

:puke:

[lame54]

20. Christine - is that you?

[political_Dem]

23. You mean it's not a sexy picture of Gerard Butler?

:rofl:

[pleah]

24. Ewwww! Barf!

:puke:

[TygrBright]

25. Seduced into what? Self mutilation? Assault?

Possibly, but I don't like to think about doing the time afterward.

nauseatedly,
Bright

[sinkingfeeling]

26. Not if we were the last two people on earth.

[Erose999]

34. Yep, if O' Queefe's genes are the last ones left to carry on the species, I'd rather us go extinct.

Good call.

[catbyte]

27. Great. Now I'm going to have to gouge out my eyes

[lame54]

31. sorry about that

[Kber]

28. Well, I believe there was supposed to be a blindfold involved

and handcuffs.

Don't think that would qualify as a "seduction", though.

[aikoaiko]

29. Unfortunately, weazly a-holes have an uncanning ability to get women to drop their defenses...

...and then their panties.

[blondeatlast]

97. You know this how, exactly? nt

[aikoaiko]

101. I've seen weazly a-holes operate -- haven't you?

:shrug:

how about an infamous example -- Rick Solomon.

[me b zola]

30. Its all in the editing

When I read the script that he was going to work from, it was clear that that the actual interview would be twisted and made into a lie through the type of editing they did on the ACORN videos.

[UTUSN]

32. K&R #12 for, bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t

[YOY]

35. Hello ladies... Single white republican on the p-rowl...with a major "rowl" in that tiger!

and you know full well you shouldn't tease the panther!

[handmade34]

36. well....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DearAbby]

37. OH GOD HOLD ME BACK!!!

Not in this lifetime. Pimple faced Twit.

[WolverineDG]

38. I'd probably kill myself laughing at his sophomoric attempt to seduce me nt

[Botany]

41. did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

someone of your beauty and smarts only deserves the best

[HopeHoops]

39. I'm a guy, but I suspect only someone like Charles Manson would find that attractive.

[mitchum]

50. Hey, Bobby Beausoleil was a good-looking guy! That's why his nickname was Cupid

[HopeHoops]

52. And O'Keefe has a nickname that rhymes with "Cupid" - hmm, what could that be?

[mitchum]

61. Nicely done!

[HopeHoops]

62. Wait, wait - I'm still working on it. I know there's SOME word that rhymes with "Cupid". Hmm..

Damn, I just can't think of it. I must be stupid at the moment.

[lame54]

69. what rhymes with crasshole

[A HERETIC I AM]

40. Not being a woman, all I could think of when I read your thread title and saw that pic was...

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Because a whole shit load of spit-takes is pretty much what came to mind.

The same idea crossed my mind when this story broke. This dickhead actually thinks he has the ability to "seduce" a woman like that CNN reporter?

He is delusional, among other things.

[lunatica]

42. I'd have to be blind, deaf and mute and stupid

[damntexdem]

43. Seduced into vomiting?

Hey, any other meaning of the question is an insult to female DUers. ;-)

[lame54]

54. no insult - because it's a rhetorical question

[WinkyDink]

44. The stuff nightmares are made of.

[butterfly77]

45. Uggghhhhhh!

Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

46. 1st time I've ever considered celibacy an attractive option.

[kestrel91316]

47. Well, I DO like them youngish, but.......

Nah, I also like them liberalish.

[HopeHoops]

48. Wait, I've got it. He's the perfect mate for an androgenous 9-armed sea ape named Buford.

And then there is the issue of the anal cysts, but Rush is the expert on that.

[Kind of Blue]

49. How could you even ask???

[EC]

51. ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,

:rofl:

[KansDem]

53. Oh, c'mon! Doesn't he have a kind of "Ray Bolger" charm about him?

C'mon, DUettes! Didn't you find the scarecrow just a little exciting?




The difference is, of course, the scarecrow finally got a brain...

[PopSixSquish]

55. This Guy Couldn't Seduce Women in a Cathouse

asshole!

[lame54]

56. or a woman's prison with a fistful of pardons

[COLGATE4]

57. That's a face not even a mother could love. Asshole!

[ThomasQED]

58. I find this whole thread, well... lame.

First of all, he looks like an average guy caught in a bad photo with an odd expression. But what do his looks have to do with ANYTHING? What does a whole thread of people saying they don't find him physically attractive have to do with ANYTHING

[lame54]

59. do you know who he is and what he tried to do recently?

[ThomasQED]

65. OK, nevermind...

I didn't know all the details of what he did.

I still don't like making fun of people for their looks but i guess he did sorta invite it.

[WolverineDG]

60. I happen to know who it is, so I don't feel bad saying I'd kill myself laughing

however, if it was someone I knew & was attracted to (average looking guy or not), my reaction would be a lot different.

dg

[mzmolly]

63. He put his looks on trial when he tried to "seduce" a CNN anchor

on camera.

[seabeyond]

76. HE said he was going to "seduce" an attractive woman. so, would any woman want him. NO

HE put himself in the position of people asking, would any woman fuck the ugly ass rat face that is as ugly inside as out

the answer.... none of us would. pretty damn sure a good lookin, confident, much higher class woman wouldnt be fuckin him, so, how does he accomplish his goal.

oh, i know, fuckin rape

[Le Taz Hot]

100. +1

Thank you! Can you imagine if that had been a woman and it was men who were making these comments? Double standard here, ladies.

[yella_dawg]

102. Double Standard??

That's an understatement. Any such poster would be flamed unto death.

[annabanana]

64. ewwww. . He is what my Mother would have called

"a chinless wonder"

[JustAnotherGen]

66. Ha ha ha

That's what I was thinking earlier. He's uh - not real attractive. I mean - not like Adrian Grenier, Idris Elba, my hot boyfriend off the boat from Italy! :rofl:

[mzmolly]

67. I think he may have appeal to Mr. McGoo fetishists?

Here he is in his pimp garb.



And here is his seductive look.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5ag/S2dmfqjYEWI/AAAAAAAAEyI/_N0kBYaiM68/s400/MAGOO+TOAST.jpg

[GoneOffShore]

68. Politics - Show business for ugly people.

[JNelson6563]

70. ha! Not on his best day.

[whatchamacallit]

71. A face like Louis Armstrong's voice... (nt)

[Shell Beau]

74. Now that's just wrong. No need to dis on Louis.

[JuniperLea]

73. Highly unlikely...

I'm not thinking of a circumstance that would make it likely either. First I thought maybe for money, gold, jewels, real estate... I guess I'm not THAT greedy. Maybe under the influence of some wild drug, with the promise of the above-referenced goodies. Eh...

[stanwyck]

75. Only if he was a liberal. n/t

[Hassin Bin Sober]

77. He looks like he was fed with a sling-shot as a child.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

85. !

:spray:

[BrklynLiberal]

89. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Terra Alta]

78. Hell no.

But it is his actions that make him unattractive to me -- not his looks.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

79. Barfaroonie.

PUKE, GAG, BARF, HURL, TOSS COOKIES, FLASH MY HASH

Technicolor belch.....EWWW!

[a la izquierda]

80. i'd be seduced right into a convent.

[northofdenali]

81. First of all.................What IS it?

Obviously not human; although I admit to having been seduced by certain cats and dogs, this ain't one of 'em.
Second of all........... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Arkana]

82. This guy hides under the basement steps at parties

and tries to lick your feet as you pass.

[demmiblue]

83. omg!

:spray:

[lame54]

84. I really miss the DUzy's

[cynatnite]

86. There is not enough tequila. n/t

[mitchum]

87. Ralph Reed with a sex drive

[BrklynLiberal]

88. -puke- pimply faced skinny twit...maybe a 12 year old would find it appealing.

[Mopar151]

90. He's going to use this "love ballad" - never fails

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQDb_IroDs
(Sex Drive - WASP feat. Blackie Lawless)

perhaps thi solliquy to love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-c95Po6Rc
from LA Guns

Or maybye get her drunk? What a goober....

[Withywindle]

91. It depends. Is he smart and funny?

And does he have a forked tongue like a snake, and is he willing to let me watch him getting nailed by another dude? That can cover a multitude of flaws, I must admit. :evilgrin:


Oh. It's THAT guy. Nope. Not with a stolen cootchie.

He does have pretty eyes, though. I'd be willing to cut them out and stick them into one of those realistic sex dolls that the Japanese make.

[Mimosa]

92. K&R the funniest thread on D.U. in a long while.

To the question...euuww, just euuwww...

[Lugnut]

93. Yeah, right. Not exactly. n/t

[LiberalAndProud]

94. I don't recognize him. Evidently he is universally hated here.

Is it O'Keefe? In that case ... oh HELL no.

[eridani]

95. Not even with someone else's vajayjay

It's more the ugly insides, though.

[lame54]

96. .

[blondeatlast]

98. I'd rather carve a molar out with a spoon. nt

[Le Taz Hot]

99. I find that judging a person by his/her looks

is the least effective way of knowing who that person is. I've known some pretty boys that were dumb as rocks (I've also known some smart ones) and I've known less-than-attractive people who are absolutely brilliant (Garrison Keilor comes to mind). His actions make him unattractive, not his looks.