Victoria Jackson pens an open letter to Gloria Estefan for hosting fundraiser for

[CatWoman]

"Marxist, progressive, leftist, radical, socialist, communist dictator drunk with power" :eyes:

By Victoria Jackson
© 2010

Editor's note: The following open letter was first submitted to the Miami Herald, but the paper opted not to publish it.

Miami is my hometown. When I was born at Hialeah Hospital in 1959, you were 2 years old and moving here from Cuba, to escape Communism.

America and its freedom, free enterprise and capitalism gave you the opportunity to become a superstar, to be financially and vocationally successful.

America is now under siege by a Marxist, progressive, leftist, radical, socialist, communist dictator drunk with power. His name is Obama.

You invited him to your home on April 15, 2010, for a Democratic fundraiser.

1. His parents were communists. His grandparents were communists. His childhood mentor Frank Davis was a communist.



and the stupid tart rambles on and on and on: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=214853

I hope Gloria kicks her ass

[emulatorloo]

1. Where does she come up with "his parents and grandparents were communists"?

Surely somebody in her family will have her put under psychiatric observation soon.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. There must be communists in Kenya. n/t

[Swede]

8. Muslin communists.

Them are the worst kind.

[ixion]

11. Ah, I see your problem: You're assuming she's using facts. She's not.

Freepers, as a rule, just hit the babble button and let fly.

Notice how she lumps Obama into a diverse spectrum of decidedly different political persuasions, yet she uses them as synonyms.

Don't expect to be able to apply logic and reason to anything a neocon writes. They're delusional, for all practical intents and purposes.

[HughBeaumont]

14. And while they babble, the SCLM gives them an open and uninterrupted platform.

:mad:

Although, I give her credit . . . at least she didn't throw "fascist" into that mix this time. :)

[LeftinOH]

3. Gloria Estefan is talented, and has a still-viable career. VJ was lucky she even got

the job at SNL, where her stock-in-trade was portraying young dumb blondes. Since VJ is now a middle-aged dumb blond, the demand for her narrow specialty is non-existent. 'Wonder if writing essays on WND pays enough to cover the bills?

[girl_interrupted]

7. Obamas grandfather & uncle served in WW2

and his family are "communists"? Victoria Jackson belongs with Dennis Miller in LaLa Land.

[ensho]

19. Gloria and husband are neo cons

nt

[tishaLA]

4. I love it when she begins her (bad) Spanish

"Estudio Espanol dos anos en mi escuela secundario, y I think you are loco en la cabeza." The problems with verb tense make her even more convincing.

[niyad]

5. is this the same victoria jackson who starred in "casual sex"??

[xchrom]

6. I think lithium could help Victoria. Nt

[Enrique]

9. who put Victoria in charge of how Cubans should vote?

:shrug:

[CatWoman]

16. LOL

Apparently, she did :rofl:

[Javaman]

10. victoria jacksons ability to channel failin quitter is remarkable.

however, while that ability is in all actuality a hoax, she therefore is a fucking idiot.

I like the drunk part the best. I guess she enjoys projecting.

[otohara]

12. Who Knew Her Dumb Blond Character

is really who she is. along with racist, and a big ass bigot.

[jberryhill]

35. I used to think she was quite talented for her ability to pull off that character

Now I realize that talent had nothing to do with it.

[Frank Cannon]

60. I can't tell if she's trying to "Andy Kaufman" us, posing as the world's biggest dumbass...

or if she, amazingly, really is that stupid.

I'm suspecting it's the latter. If it's a joke, enough already.

[HughBeaumont]

13. Holy Spawn of Satan, that woman's a batshite nutbar!

Fuck-a-bunch, does this lunatic fringe ranting come from her ass? Vicky, baby; anyone who still cares about the "Reds undah th' bed" crap is either still living in 1983, still living in 1963 or a delusional paranoid schizo. Which one are you?

Meanwhile, the rest of us here on Earth have moved on. There isn't a Cold War anymore, despite your man Bewsh Tha Dumber's unsuccessful attempt to restart it. Our major trading partner is still, by definition, a Communist nation. That major trading partner is where you're beloved FREEDUM-LUVIN CAPITALIST CORPORATIONS make everything nowadays. They thank you for your support, asshole.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

15. Uhhhhhh....

:wow:

Victoria doubles down on The Crazy!

OK, I love Jon Stewart and appreciate his attempt to "restore sanity" to political dialogue, but honesty, how the fuck you sit down and have a reasonable disussion with this????? How do you come to a reasonable political compromise with batshit crazy??? :crazy:

[dogfacedboy]

57. You don't have a conversation with them.

You let them go on and on, exposing themselves for the psychos that they are.
I never want the whackos to be quiet until the last one drops.
They are their own worst enemy.

[rrneck]

17. We need to hook her up with Mel Gibson. nt

[BrklynLiberal]

20. A match TRULY made in hell.....perfect.

Bizarro world come to life...

[rrneck]

30. At least they'd be

making two people miserable instead of four...

[BrklynLiberal]

33. LOL

[4lbs]

18. "I'm not as think as you crazy I am!"

What's with the freaking big red bow in the hair? :crazy:

[niyad]

25. so this is the same twit who starred in "casual sex?" interesting switch.

[bulloney]

44. What's with the bow? Maybe she thinks she's a Lexus and it's Christmas.

To paraphrase Dean Wormer on Animal House: Fat, drunk and stupid are no way to go through life.

[Raine]

52. She looks like some big over-grown ugly dumb 5 year old

too bad her intelligence isn't even at that level. :silly:

[Confusious]

48. Notice the "May day" in the bottom pic

They didn't need no damn learnin'. We jus' need to run our mouths off and people will listen to us!

[gratuitous]

21. So, freedom-loving Victoria Jackson doesn't think anyone else deserves freedom?

Kinda ironic, that. I guess in Victoria World, you're only free to think as she does.

[BrklynLiberal]

22. I wonder if someone actually wrote it down as she dictated it...??? LOLOLOL

[flamingdem]

23. Do NOT give Gloria too much credit, she's sold out the Cuba people for decades nt

[BurtWorm]

24. If I were Estefan I would just laugh and laugh and laugh...

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

26. "No really, I'm relevant!"

"See how sick and twisted I am? I deserve a Fox contract too!"

[Amaril]

27. Wait, I thought Obama's parents were Muslims

Can you be a Muslim and a Communist at the same time? Aren't Communists supposed to be "Godless"?

Egad they make me dizzy! :crazy:

[BolivarianHero]

29. Muslim...

I didn't realise that having a non-practicing Muslim father who converts to atheism late in life makes you a Muslim.

[BolivarianHero]

28. "a Marxist, progressive, leftist, radical, socialist, communist dictator"

Wow...She's better than your typical Freeper. No references to Hitler or Islam.

[leeroysphitz]

31. .

[JuniperLea]

39. .

[Stevenmarc]

32. Victoria who?

She's such a has been it would be a career move to take up heroin so she could book Celebrity Rehab

[Skidmore]

34. Victoria who?

I have never heard of this person before.

[shireen]

36. interesting ... i thought Estefan was a Republican

I seem to recall her holding fundraisers for Bush. Glad to hear she's an Obama supporter. :thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

37. I think the Bush administration scared a lot of Republicans straight

:)

[NoGOPZone]

38. She had two years of Spanish in high school and she can't translate or conjugate "to think"

She thinks her tenure on SNL somehow helps validate capitalism.

She likely can't define any of the insults she threw at Obama.

I'm supposed to take her woman seriously?

[Lucy Goosey]

40. That woman is an idiot.

Even by WND standards, she's unbelievably stupid.

[political_Dem]

41. I see Victoria Jackson is still trying to be a comedienne.

After all, that letter she wrote could be used at a celebrity roast. Believe me, it's that funny. It's even more hilarious when she reads the letter with a serious demeanor. That alone brought the house down.

:sarcasm:

[blondeatlast]

55. Operative word--TRYING. Once I would have said she'd either succeed or

lose her mind trying.

too late for that now, the deal's done.

[derby378]

42. Poor Victoria - she needs meds more than I do

:rofl:

[Confusious]

49. Straight jacket more like. nt

[prolesunited]

43. We have it all wrong

This is all part of her comedy routine.

I love how she signs the letter: "Victoria Jackson ("Saturday Night Live" cast member 1986-1992 because of capitalism/freedom)"

[Raine]

45. Jackson has had one bleach job too many

it's rotted out what little brain she had.

[spanone]

46. she's out of her fucking mind and has been for years.

i would mail it back with a note telling her to shove it directly up her ass

her ignorance is staggering


Marxist, progressive, leftist, radical, socialist, communist dictator....can you be all those things at once??????

[terrya]

47. I'm sure Lorne Michaels doesn't need to be reminded of her past career.

god, this woman is completely insane. Not just "eccentric" or "offbeat". Blatantly, certifiably, "get the straight jacket out, prepare the rubber room" insane.

I hope Gloria kicks her ass, also. But if I were Ms. Estafan, I'd alert the local santarium first.

[KatyaR]

50. Dear Victoria--

America made me a star--and who are you again?

Love, Gloria

:rofl:

[donheld]

51. This makes me very proud of Gloria and Emilio

[Zoeisright]

53. She really is as dumb as she sounds, isn't she?

Just STFU, Vicky.

[TexasObserver]

54. All those years, we didn't realize she wasn't ACTING stupid.

[Kurovski]

56. Poor Vicki

See what happens when daddy hates you.

[SoCalDem]

58. Victoria knows how write?

It's surprising to me that she wrote a letter, managed to mail it, and even more surprised that anyone chose to publish it..

[Hannah Bell]

59. i remember seeing vicky do some gymnastics & sing a little song her first time on snl - i thought it

was funny in a cute dumb way.

she's really whacked out since then.

[tanyev]

61. This letter might be more convincing if she sang it while accompanying herself on the ukulele.

Certainly wouldn't make it any less convincing than it already is.