"Ms. Goodling, how long have you suffered from this CRIPPLING memory disorder?"

[Richard Steele]

"Ms. Goodling, how is it that you don't know if your own actions
were legal or criminal?"

"Ms. Goodling, how is it that you never had any real authority
within the bounds of your own damn job?"

"Ms. Goodling, who the FUCK do you think is buying this load of bullshit?"



Please add any other questions you WISH she would be asked, but won't be.

[AndyA]

1. Goodling's response: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I don't need a memory

to do my job!" :rofl:

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

From "Earth Girls are Easy", written and sung by Downtown Julie Brown

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever
I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is
like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

[More Than A Feeling]

2. Ms. Goodling, why did you make us go through all that immunity bullshit

if you weren't actually going to say anything anyway?

[malaise]

3. Ding ding we have a winner n/t

[Raven]

4. She may sound like a mincing little valley girl but she's very clever.

She just let slip...kind of an afterthought..."oh, by the way, we researched people's politics". Somebody should follow up on that one.

[Richard Steele]

5. "Ms Goodling, did you know it's ILLEGAL to do that?"

"Ms. Goodling, did you know that it's YOUR JOB to know
that it's illegal to do that?" :banghead:

[Crabby Appleton]

6. I don't recall... nt

[youthere]

8. Don't be mean to me..It makes Jesus cry.

[Richard Steele]

9. Jesus is a big boy- he'll get over it. He's survived worse, so I'm told. nm