What is it about Republican blondes?

[Aviation Pro]

That makes them so bug-eyed insane....and pale...and frosty...and high pitched.



(Maybe it's because they know Jesus doesn't give a flying eff about them after they've been brainwashed and possibly effed by one of Falwell/Dobson/Robertson's familiars).

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. Ann Coulter revealed their secret.

The Republican love blonde bimbos representing their party because the blondes can get away with more than anybody else. Well, I'm paraphrasing.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

2. But brunette Michelle Malkin has most of the blondes beat.

with the exception of Anne Coulter.

[Aviation Pro]

3. She's the token brunette....

...

[Eurobabe]

4. They think M&Ms have Ws on them

[kysrsoze]

5. Ummm... they're stupid but the Repub codgers ogle over them? Christ, get a haircut!

[RedStateShame]

6. The whitest possible looking women, short of albinos, of course, appealing to Republicans?

:wow:

[kysrsoze]

8. Yes, supposedly "pure" white.

[DS1]

7. She looks like a transvestite John Malkovich in that picture

[kysrsoze]

9. I see shades of Giuliani

[Aviation Pro]

10. Deer caught in the headlights (yet again)....

[erinlough]

11. I think they represent to the repubs

the archetypal cheerleaders they could never get, who would never look at them, in high school. Now that they are in charge they trot them out to do their dirty work and use them in a desperate need to have revenge for their high school inadequacy.......

but I could be wrong.

[youthere]

12. Well if it makes you feel any better..It doesn't look like Goodling is a real blond.

[BuyingThyme]

13. But she did good with the way her hair loops under like that.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

14. She went out and got a new style for her national tv debut.

[Atman]

15. She's practically translucent

Her arguments sure are, anyway.

.

[TahitiNut]

16. It's that pure Aryan blood ... gets the fascists erect.

:shrug:

[BornagainDUer]

17. self-delete

[BornagainDUer]

18. What difference does her skin-hair color make?

Identifying these characteristics as something more than they are is racist in itself. It also gives the Republicans something to show Democrat hypocrisy.

[Kurovski]

21. Tough shit.

You have a grammar problem, by the way.

[BornagainDUer]

22. Yea, but that's the only mistake I made.

:eyes:

[Kurovski]

24. Your eyeballs are also a little loose.

Or is that spelled "lose" around your parts?

They're a little lacking in focus as well. Sometimes it's hard to get Dems to fight among themselves, no matter how fucking hard you try. Sometimes we actually focus on the fuckers we need to focus on.

Nice try though.

You're also missing an H. Do you know where?

[SteveM]

19. FAUX News hires only blonde women. Guys w/ black suits and hair are OK.

[Kurovski]

20. This one in the hotseat today is clearly Tracy Flick, all grown up.

[BlooInBloo]

23. Republicans are aryan-master-racers....

... It's funny to see their idea of what "master race" means.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

25. There aren't that many natural blondes around. Peroxide to the rescue!

H2O2 rocks!

[devilgrrl]

26. ...

[Kurovski]

28. A kick for this production.

"Startling!"

"Alarming!"

"Par-for-the-course!"

[Stupified]

27. Here's some interesting commentary from a Republican Blonde

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=sRbH0hpTiLs