Transcript of Michelle Bachman's Tea Party State of the Union speech released

[Major Hogwash]

Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Just look - at me. What are you looking at, is it me? Me is the one that you should be looking at, and I am me. Me. LOOK! Me! Me, me, me, look!
Chances are . . you're not looking at me. But, that's why I wear a silly grin, look at me!

Are you looking? At ME? You should be, looking at me. Are you looking at me? Well, you must be looking at me, because there's no else else to look at. Look, see me, look at me. I am looking at me, why aren't you? Are we really that different, that you can't look at me, too?

And that's what's wrong with this country, you won't look at me! What do I need to do, get on a soapbox? Look, me am not going to go out of my way to get you to look at me. Okay, I will look at me in a different way and look at using a soapbox. But, you need to look at me. LOOK AT ME FOR A CHANGE!

Speaking of change, look at me. Look, this is the way I see it, look at me. If you don't look at me, you can't see it the way I see it. And then there's no change in you not looking at me! Is my microphone on? Can you look, to see if the microphone is on? Someone? Take a look, at me. For me. Turn it on, then look at me. It's on now? Okay, now look at me. No, I am not a primadonna, just look at me, do I look like a primadonna? Look and you'll see for yourself if you look at me. Look, me, look at me.

Do I have your attention? Look, this is the way it works, you look at me, I look at me, and we all look at me. In closing, I would like to say, look at me. Look at me some more. I will look at me, if you will look at me. I will be looking at me even when you are not looking at me. I will always look at me. Look, me is me, and I look at me. That's the way I look.

Thank you, and look at me some more.

[RandomThoughts]

1. You don't have to look at me.

Someone does have to pay the beer and travel money that is due.

Even if nobody owes it.

[lunatica]

2. Backman heads the idiocracy branch of the teabagger party

I wish they would televise it

[Bob Loblaw]

5. Is there another branch?

You knew that was coming.

[Opie Umden]

6. The Tea Party ...

a family tree with NO branches.

[era veteran]

3. Perfect n/t

[polmaven]

4. Did Sarah write that for her?

[Brother Buzz]

13. No, but we can assume Michelle Bachmann borrowed Palin's word salad speech generator

[Arkana]

7. Hahahaha.

LOOK INTO MY CRAZY EYES

FEEL YOURSELF GETTING SLEEPY...YOUR EYELIDS GETTING HEAVY.

[Ter]

8. She's not even a true Tea Bagger

She's pro-war and pro-Patriot Act.

[Doctor_J]

11. The tea baggers think she is

[Ter]

12. Not the real ones

She's not popular on the Ron Paul forums. They call her a Teo Con.

[paparush]

9. Michelle Bachman, speaking crazy to power. - Jon Stewart

[Blue Owl]

10. hey it's even still moist from the drool!

n/t

[RichGirl]

14. I love that she's doing this.

Two rebuttals....the right is already splitting their tickets!

[Kurovski]

15. Needs more lying.

:-)

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Her comments will be on Twitter @ #STFU.

( thank Borowitz for that one)

[Patsy Stone]

17. Excellent.

:rofl: