Herman Cain and Ginger

[Botany]

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of Herman's mighty prick,
And with it he was pretty damn quick,
Herman used like to take it out for a dip.
The Cain was a mighty pizza man,
And with the women he was brave and sure,
He invited women to hotels in his day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.