Christmas shopping lists, as rewritten by Obama, the GOP, corp Dems, Wall St. ,and Corporate America

[brentspeak]

1) gifts for the children...$1,500/month in tribute to health insurance CEO's

2) something for the spouse/significant other...large chunk of hard-earned change for a Goldman Sachs/Bank of America/Chase/Citi board members

3) presents for parents/other family members...continuing tribute to Halliburton executives (carry-over from Bush/Cheney days)

4) gifts for friends...interest payments on national debt

5) gifts for private, non-profit social programs charities...(fill in name of corporate welfare recipient

...

465) gifts for the children

466) something for the spouse/significant other

etc.

[hulka38]

1. K&R

[phleshdef]

2. Trolling, lock it down.