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The Bizarro world, “Htrae” (Earth spelled backwards) is a fictional planet in the Superman comic’s universe where society is ruled by the Bizarro Code which states “Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty” Us love ugliness!” Republican House Speaker, Boehner & Company (Boehner’s fellow Republican Lawmakers), have already begun turning Congress into Bizarro World. Just two days into being sworn in, here are just a few of Boehner & Company’s “OPPOSITE” realities:
The “American people”: the less than 40% of eligible voters who, actually, voted the Republican “Bizarros” into office in the midterms!
Bi-Partisanship: Boehner’s new “Bizzaro” House rule wherein Democrats can debate Republican bills, but CANNOT amend them. First spaceship landing – the repeal of Health Care Reform!
Transparency: when every single REPUBLICAN “Bizarro” voted to NOT disclose THEIR government-sponsored health care coverage to the “American people” whose health care coverage THEY want to repeal!
Stay tuned, Boehner & Company’s “Bizarro World” is guaranteed to get more and more BIZARRE as the next 2 years drift into outer space!
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