Man Tricked Nurse Into Changing His Diaper

[kentuck]

At first, I thought it was Vitter. :-)
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http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/10/eric-carrier-diaper_n_874967.html#s290425&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

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A New Hampshire man is accused of faking a severe brain injury to trick a nurse into changing his soiled adult diaper.

Investigators in Hooksett say Eric Carrier impersonated his own father and posted classified advertisements on Craigslist seeking an in-home caregiver to assist his son, who Carrier claimed had been injured in a car accident.

"He had no disability. He wasn’t in a car accident," Hooksett Police Detective Janet Bouchard told the Union Leader.

When a nurse arrived at the house in March to discuss future care arrangements, she couldn't find the man who she thought had hired her -- only the 23-year-old suspect who was behaving as though he was suffering from a mental disability, according to police.

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[hobbit709]

1. Vitter was my first thought too.

[Kurovski]

2. Vitter could afford his proclivity.

Hell, he's still in office collecting money.

Many people still don't know of his favorite pastime. Strictly speaking, I guess that it still falls under the "family values" rubric.

[guitar man]

3. Couldn't have been Vitter

If that was the case, he wouldn't have had to fake the brain damage. :spray:

[SpiralHawk]

4. Republicons. Sheesh.

What can America do?