Dunk the Dough-Boy!!! Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!

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From the shallow bottom of his mis-begotten soul, Head Wreck is saying, "Geez. I can't believe how far I've come since that day when I was eating dog food. My wife had taken off with the kids. I was drinking hair tonic and chomping down on Alpo, when Fred, my dog, started talking to me. 'Glenn,' he said, 'Where's your self-respect? . . . You don't have time for this. . . . You've got to dry out and get on radio and television in order to save the world!!!!. . . . I've been sent down here to tell you so. . . . I know people will think you're nuts, but this is coming straight from Saint Fido.' . . . Well, I sobered up after I finished the Alpo and the rest is history. . . But the story is really important because from that day on I knew I wasn't crazy!!! . . . After all, how many people are sane enough to hear what dogs are saying? . . . Just let them call me nuts now!"