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sixmile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:48 PM Original message |
I just told my wife to submit to me as the Lord commands. Her response: |
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trueblue2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. i say to my hubby.... "FORGET YOU" LOLOLOL |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. mine is.... isn't gonna happen. i really want to say |
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TheMadMonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 11:33 PM Response to Reply #13 |
25. Why not? Oxford caved on "ain't" over a decade ago. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:54 AM Response to Reply #25 |
32. ha ha. funny how so many of us have our "things" . go at it. nt |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
2. It's a damn good thing your wife has a sense of humor! |
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sixmile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:51 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. She was born in a Muslim country |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. Could've been worse. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. Tell her that next time she should just say, "Bite me!" It's much faster. |
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catabryna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. +1,000 nt |
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sixmile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
6. Women's Biblical status: |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:19 PM Response to Reply #6 |
20. Proverbs 31:10-31 Note who runs things here: |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:29 PM Response to Reply #6 |
22. Yeah, that's not how the evangelical churches I've been to spin it. It's all about how |
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TheMadMonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 12:44 AM Response to Reply #6 |
28. Interesting that, since Orthodox Judaism counts membership... |
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Drale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
7. I think your probably lucky not to be singing soprano right now. |
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givemebackmycountry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:02 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Or singing Soprano which would be even worse! |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:04 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. You mean Tony, earning a few extra bucks by doing hits? NT |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
10. Was that accompanied by a high heel upside your head? nt |
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stevedeshazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. Sounds like home to me. |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
14. Liberals claim one half of the Bible is bullshit, conservatives claim the other half is bullshit, |
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Scuba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:00 AM Response to Reply #14 |
30. +1,000 |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:57 AM Response to Reply #14 |
34. ... |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
15. When's someone going to get it through to the Bachmannites' heads ... |
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sixmile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. I think we know who wears the pants in that family |
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avebury (455 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 09:34 PM Response to Reply #15 |
24. And any woman who believes that she should submit to |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
17. GREAT answer! |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
18. My wife, "Yeah, right. Now mow the damned lawn." |
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FreakinDJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
19. So I guess the Threesum this weekend is Off ?? |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 08:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Please don't talk of threesomes in the same thread with Michelle Bachmann and her closet-case hubby. |
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gateley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
23. Bwah! nt |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-12-11 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
26. I told my wife to submit to me and she did |
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southerncrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
27. Not until I hear "the Lord" speak to ME! |
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saras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
29. Late last night, I was talking to my wife... |
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boston bean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:02 AM Response to Original message |
31. my response would have been: |
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etherealtruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 01:28 PM Response to Reply #31 |
37. That was what immediately came to my mind |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
33. When we were married, I printed Donna's comment on the cover of the invitations. |
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Doc Holliday (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 01:10 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. My wife of thirty-five years and I |
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stevenleser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
36. Any woman that would have my interest is someone who you would have to run from if you said that nt |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
38. I say.. "Get Bent Sweetie!". . . .n/t |
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opiate69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-13-11 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
39. BDSM.. it's not just for heathens anymore |
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