Airman goes AWOL because Obama's birth certificate is a fake...this sh*it again...

[RyanPsych]

An Air Force staff sergeant based in Germany says he's been AWOL since last week because he read on the Internet that President Barack Obama's long form birth certificate is a fraud.

Inspired by fellow birther, Army doctor Terrence Lakin, Staff Sgt. Daryn J. Moran has plastered the Internet with the news that he's deserting his post as an ophthalmology technician overseas.

"In identifying as my enemy and proclaiming him to be the enemy of the entire country, I squarely place myself in the same situation as himself," Moran says in a video posted by a birther website.

"The reason I no longer obey the Commander-in-Chief is not because he's Black, but because he has no credible proof that he is an American," Moran wrote in the comment section of Glenn Beck's The Blaze. "It's simple. Arrest B. Obama or arrest me."

keep reading at: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/soldier_goes_awol_in_germany_because_the_internet_says_obamas_birth_certificate_is_fake_video.php?ref=fpb


**This sh*t again? I suppose idiots will be idiots.

[CatWoman]

1. and his name is "Moran"

you can't make this shit up!!

:rofl:

[Skinner]

5. Rofl.

:thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

8. Hey Skinner

:hi:

[Skinner]

9. Hey, CatWoman.

:hi:

[nc4bo]

16. LOL!!

You can't make this shit up! #2.

[truebrit71]

26. That is hysterical!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[polmaven]

41. It just doesn't get better than that!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lumpy]

2. That's easy, arrest Sgt. Moran for desertion.

v

[nc4bo]

3. As The Donald would say, "You're fired"

Court martialed, dishonorably discharged, whatever.

[RyanPsych]

7. Hmm, I though the Donald was a birther too

and just as stupid

[nc4bo]

14. The quote is still quite valid even if he is not. ;) nt

[Brother Buzz]

32. Donald was a birther

The operative word is WAS. He started to go down that road until the rug was pulled out from under him. His presidential aspirations quickly faded after his failed attempts to walk back the birther issue.

[gratuitous]

4. May he get his wish

And since the authorities will not arrest President Obama, that leaves only one alternative. I think it's nice, though, that Mr. Moran (God, the jokes just write themselves, don't they?) took the time to reassure us that he is not motivated by racism, even though nobody's ever heard of this guy before today, and nobody has accused him of being racist.

[CatWoman]

6. um Terrance?

this guy has some good advice for you

[arcane1]

12. I wonder if that poor dumb bastard is even aware of his infamy

I kind of hope he is all too aware :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

19. I really would love to meet that guy

so I can point my finger at him and laugh!!!

:rofl:

[Sienna86]

10. Psychological assessment needed?

Certainly irrational, but it indicates the need for a deeper look at his mental health.

[RyanPsych]

21. Sadly, stupid is not in the DSM-IV-TR as a mental illness

although, I suppose some of this stupid we've been hearing since 2008 should be pathological

[bluestateguy]

11. Then he is a deserter

Going AWOL in wartime is desertion.

[Ohio Joe]

13. heh, he read it on the internet?

Hey Moran! It is good to give me all your money!

I really hope he reads this.

[geardaddy]

15. Send him to the stockade.

[n2doc]

17. Time for a stint in Jail, then a dishonorable discharge n/t

[Saphire]

18. already scheduled to get out with "personality disorder". No kidding.

[Poll_Blind]

20. Actually, this Moran is doing all of us a HUGE favor.

We don't want people like this in our armed services for about sixty dozen reasons- whether we have a Democratic President or a Republican one. We need better personality tests if tools like this are getting through. I am indirectly grateful that he self-selected his gullible ass out of our armed services. We should be so lucky that everyone in our armed services would out themselves in such an obvious way.

PB

[CatWoman]

23. AHEM!!!!

Shouldn't that be a "HUGH" favor?? :hi:

[Poll_Blind]

25. LOL- I totally considered that, too!

:rofl:

PB

[jberryhill]

22. He's already being discharged for personality disorder issues

This was just the icing on the cake.

[Gregorian]

24. We need a new website- ITSNOTTHEONION

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! The world is ending.

[JVS]

27. It saddens me that people that stupid qualify for military service.

[sinkingfeeling]

33. And he made sargeant! Just shows that we continue to lower our standards.

[Sheepshank]

28. That is a very unfortunate last name

and he so seems to exemplify someone who lives up to his name.

[denverbill]

29. If the President of the United States is his 'enemy', he is a self-declared enemy combatant.n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

30. No, Sgt Moran, it's because he's black.

The fact, Sergeant, that you had to qualify your statement at the very beginning by saying "It's not because he's black," means it IS because he's black.

Why else would you have even approached that subject?

[sinkingfeeling]

31. Oh, goodie. A 2for court martial. First for disobeying orders and second for going AWOL.

[Kalidurga]

35. he is just now getting around to reading about the birthers on the internet....

really????

[B Calm]

34. LOL. . . and we're forced to share the same air with these stupid people

[obxhead]

36. Hey asshole,

It's the same fucking war you supported and volunteered for when Bush was in office.

[The Backlash Cometh]

37. Lame excuse which, unfortunately, passes for logic these days among

right-wingers.

[robertpaulsen]

38. Is he a real opthalmology technician or was he trained by Rand Paul?

Let's see Moran's certificate!

[The Doctor.]

39. Great precedent!

Since no birth certificate, record, or announcement of birth can ever be considered 'proof' of citizenship ever again, I guess no one ever has to do what the President says ever again.

What a dumbass.

[madinmaryland]

40. Hmmm. I guess he will get transferred to...

[LeftinOH]

42. He read about it on the internet LAST WEEK?! He's *very* late to the birther party. n/t