Breaking:House won't accept Gaddafi surrender without cuts to Medicare and Social Security,

[drm604]

House won't accept Gaddafi surrender without cuts to Medicare and Social Security, and no revenue increases.
:P

Edited to add: I don't want to take credit for this. I saw it on FaceBook and I thought that the DU community would enjoy it.

[cutlassmama]

1. LOL, and they'll magically come up with 4 billion dollars to do it too

[Poll_Blind]

2. ROFL..."Obama asking for NATO cease-fire until Boehner approves of new cuts"

PB

[WheelWalker]

50. Doubling down on the DUzy !!

:kick:

[krispos42]

3. Yanno, this would not suprise me in the least if it was true

"The Onion" headlines and the GOP/Teabaggers are generally interchangeable.

[Morning Dew]

4. Exactly the laugh I needed this morning - THANKS!

[kanrok]

5. Now that's funny

n/t

[Cosmocat]

15. Yes - it is ...

THIS is the spirit ...

[Greybnk48]

6. First smile of the day, and I'm crabby. Thanks! n/t

[Brother Buzz]

7. DUzy worthy

[OneGrassRoot]

8. Yep! :) n/t

[Kahuna]

13. I third its DUzy worthiness..

That was very clever. :D

[DirkGently]

9. Quick. Let's propose a compromise. Huge benefit cuts now; bipartisan discussion later. No choice.

:rofl:

[GOTV]

10. Awesome!

[PA Democrat]

11. SHHH! Don't give them any ideas!

:P

[fishwax]

12. ha!

:)

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. Deep automatic cuts if he dies!

And tax cuts!

[Bluebear]

16. Give it to them! We can fix it later!!1

[drm604]

17. I don't want to take credit for it.

I saw it on FB. I should have said that in the OP. I don't want to take credit for it.

[Uncle Joe]

18. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, drm604.:) :thumbsup:

[meegbear]

19. K&R

[EFerrari]

20. LOL

[WI_DEM]

21. I don't know why it has been so hard for dems to define the GOP for the obstructionists that they

are and how they have been holding the country hostage economically for 2.5 years. Obama has done a horrible job of fighting back.

[sfpcjock]

22. Another stickup, RIGHT? LOL

[blkmusclmachine]

23. Drown, baby, drown!

I realize it's a comedy bit, but I wouldn't put it past any of the so-called "Democrats" in DC.

Who's in control in DC, and what's their true agenda?

[drm604]

24. Democrats?

Don't you mean Republicans?

[leftstreet]

25. lol

[ZombieHorde]

26. Funny. Recommended. nt

[UnrepentantLiberal]

27. Don't worry, Obama will strike a deal that will please Boehner.

He's a hell of a chess player.

[fascisthunter]

28. LOL...

[Liberal_in_LA]

29. good one

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. Modern Republicans are such amazing automatons

As if on cue, all of them began bashing Obama this morning for not going into Libya soon enough. John Bolton was on Fox this morning making his mustache turn a whiter shade of pale as he tried to hammer on this point. This came on the heels of McCain and Lindsey Graham issuing the very same statement. In fact, every talking head on Fox, it seems, is saying the same thing. Obama blew it because he didn't support the rebels soon enough, whatever that means. It's like someone throws a switch and they all begin to say the same thing at the same time.

[TrollBuster9090]

45. Does this mean Newt Gingrich will have to change his position for the SEVENTH time?

And throw another hissy fit over "gotcha questions" at the next Republican debate?

[rhett o rick]

31. The President is ready to compromise. nm

[RetroLounge]

34. HA!

:rofl:

RL

[hay rick]

39. He usually compromises before the surrender. nt

[Necronomiconomics]

58. The President volunteers tax cuts for oil companies be added to the deal

but he's not a secret Republican Trojan Horse no no no no no no no no no

[rhett o rick]

74. You are mistaken there. It's impossible to cut taxes for those that dont pay taxes.

Maybe he increases their welfare.

[Firebrand Gary]

32. lol, I know right?

[SavWriter]

33. They say the best comedy

Has an element of truth to it. If so, this is very good comedy

[demwing]

35. Very Onionesque

well done

[Arkana]

36. I laughed at this.

[Major Hogwash]

37. I'm going to vote for Boehner.

For "Fuckstick of the Year" for 2011.

For going far beyond what anyone expected from him while screwing everyone.

[DeSwiss]

38. DUzy material if I ever saw it! :^D - K&R n/t

[dballance]

40. So this is going to happen every time we bring up legslation....

Serves you weak willed Democrats right for giving in in the first place.

[Veracious]

41. Bachmann CAPTURES GADDAFI!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TrollBuster9090]

46. Ron Paul claims free market forces would have gotten rid of Gaddafi in 1980

if not for all those damned gubmint regulations.

[Marie Marie]

53. Good one . She forced him to surrend with her crazy eyes

[rbnyc]

42. LMAO!

Classic.

[underpants]

43. LOL I think they have a rotation of haircuts in suits ready to hit the airwaves

they must work on shifts

[TrollBuster9090]

44. Fox News credits Gaddafi's surrender to Reagan's 1986 air raid on Tripoli "softening him up."

And to George Bush's 2008 executive order restoring Libya to terrorist-related lawsuit immunity.

[cliffordu]

47. This could be the best OP all year.....

:rofl:

[SteveM]

48. Good one! Oh, that reminds me...

:smoke:

[WheelWalker]

49. Oh, yah.... we are talk'n DUzy

[undeterred]

51. and Obama's resignation, no doubt

[OwnedByFerrets]

52. Onion worthy

[avaistheone1]

54. On the money!

:thumbsup:




k&r

[Cronus Protagonist]

55. OBAMA insists that we also put the privatization of the USPS on the table

Breaking news.

[TxVietVet]

56. knr nt

[veganlush]

57. damn them!!!!!

[BzaDem]

59. Post of the day. K&R.

[nolabear]

60. HOWL!!! That's my DU.

[harun]

61. You should be a writer for Stewart.

[lonestarnot]

62. ROFLMAO! Want a bumper sticker!

[Oilwellian]

63. Ha!

I just tweeted your quote. With kudos of course. :D

[Aaria]

64. Why are we still putting up with this crap from these shit heads? Please give the world a break.!

[WCGreen]

65. That's a Duzy, all right then....

K&R

[unionworks]

66. cripes

...don't give them ideas

[Hippo_Tron]

67. Haha, I thought there would be an Onion article waiting in this thread

Well done!

[cornflake_31]

68. Hehe, nice.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

69. Funny

and Sad at the same time.

[mercuryblues]

70. LOL

This is so stolen. I am just happy that I was not taking a sip of morning caffine.

[midnight]

71. K&R for the smile.

[TBF]

72. Recommend

:rofl:

[Fantastic Anarchist]

73. Gaddafi can't be ousted until birth certificate is confirmed. n/t