Hilarious - some of them could make bumper stickers
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Employment Update: There are many qualified applicants for every job in the USA, except Republican nominee.
18 Aug
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#LIBYA: Sources on the ground worry if situation becomes more chaotic it could resemble Republican presidential race.
5 hours ago
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If you knew one of the Republican candidates was running as a practical joke it would be impossible to pick which one.
18 Aug
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With the entry of Rick Perry, he Republican field now officially qualifies as a prank.
17 Aug
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The Republican presidential field is becoming the Baskin Robbins of politics: 31 flavors of stupid.
14 Aug
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