Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I don't think God has picked a team yet.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » General Discussion Donate to DU
 
Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:56 PM
Original message
I don't think God has picked a team yet.
Both sides are pointing to the sky after a play.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:57 PM
Response to Original message
1. God has more important things to do than pay attention to who the fuck wins the superbowl.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dhill926 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 08:58 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. not according to the players....
and the fans....and the owners......
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:06 PM
Response to Reply #2
8. Well, they're idiots.
I think that little kid whose dad just beat the crap out of him, or the wife who just got beat, or the homeless man who just died on the street, or...do I need to go on...?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dhill926 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:13 PM
Response to Reply #8
13. no argument here...........
just observing the obvious........
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:28 PM
Response to Reply #1
23. Like what? nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:00 PM
Response to Original message
3. No... but the devil has...
And they just might win... :evilfrown:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:00 PM
Response to Original message
4. God is, and always has been, a Dallas Cowboys fan.
:P

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:01 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. I always knew god was an asshole
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KansasVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:12 PM
Response to Reply #4
12. Until Jerry Jones became an idiot.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:01 PM
Response to Original message
6. God was rooting for the Bears.
What? Did you think a football game deserves Divine Intervention?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #6
17. No, he's got his money on FC Barcelona.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
toddaa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:02 PM
Response to Original message
7. Which God?
I believe Tiamat is favoring the Packers, but Marduk favors the Steelers.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
The Wielding Truth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:11 PM
Response to Reply #7
10. That's great! hahaha Took this in another direction. Good for you.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Badfish Donating Member (543 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:08 PM
Response to Original message
9. Ya , halftime was also a little weird
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KansasVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:12 PM
Response to Original message
11. Wow, are people stupid. If there is a GOD he should not give a shit about football!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dmallind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:28 PM
Response to Reply #11
15. Surely an omniscient and omnibenevolent god
would give many many shits for all his creations, which include all football players, simultaneously? It is doubtless down to who has asked more piously, because unto them the all-important extra shit will be given.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KansasVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:30 PM
Response to Reply #15
16. Well, I was hoping stopping malaria would be a higher priority.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dmallind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. Possibly. But that's the thing about omnibenevolence - it's the ultimate multitasking
or multishitgiving I guess. Which makes you wonder if the malaria sufferers just aren't asking as piously as the football players...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KansasVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:41 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. good point
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-07-11 03:17 PM
Response to Reply #11
24. Not true. The Christian God hears all Christians' prayers. (And still doesn't care). nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 09:25 PM
Response to Original message
14. Yes he has. But his team didn't make it...
Edited on Sun Feb-06-11 09:26 PM by 47of74

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ChazII Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:14 PM
Response to Original message
20. Looks like he picked Green Bay. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:15 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. God didn't cover the spread,however.
:shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-11 10:25 PM
Response to Original message
22. they like to think a stupid fucking game is SOOOOOO important
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat May 04th 2024, 03:11 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » General Discussion Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC