You are forced to read either Bristol Palin's Memoirs or Christine O'Donnell's memoirs

[LynneSin]

Poll question: You are forced to read either Bristol Palin's Memoirs or Christine O'Donnell's memoirs

Bristol Palin just inked a deal to write a book about her memoirs and right after the election Christine O'Donnell also had a book deal to publish hers. You are forced to read one of these 2 books and if you refuse these baby pandas will be killed to make fur coats for Bristol and Christine to wear.

Whose book would you choose?

[Beaverhausen]

1. I think O'Donnell's might be good for a laugh or two

[Crazy Dave]

2. Neither could or would write a book on their own n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

3. WTF, waterboarding people not good enough for you?

You have to daydream about new forms of torture?

[walldude]

4. Say goodbye to the Panda's.

If those are my only options...

[Motown_Johnny]

5. Bristol is younger, it can't be as long.

Also, I don't think she is as insane as O'Donnell.


I could be talked into reading her book for less than the lives of those baby pandas.

[GoCubsGo]

36. And, I bet she's kind of annoyed with her mother by now.

No telling what kind of family secrets she'd let out of the bag.

[RagAss]

6. Stop this Assclownery !

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[wtmusic]

7. Pandas be damned.

[man4allcats]

8. I guess I'll go with O'Donnell.

I think I'd rather read about a witch than a bitch.

[stevenleser]

9. I'm afraid that Pandas would have to die before I read either book. n/t

[rrneck]

10. I would sooner gouge out my own eyes with a grapefruit spoon. nt

[JoePhilly]

11. The Witch from DE ... I grew up in PA, and I might know some of her ..

demonic friends!!!

[obxhead]

12. My choice would depend on who wrote the books. nt

[hlthe2b]

13. both would probably come in handy...

to paper train all those baby pandas. ;) Which one has more pages?

[LynneSin]

15. Well let's see

One basically was dating a guy whose mom was selling oxycontin (rumor has it she was using it too) that announced her pregnancy right before her mom was to speak at the RNC convention. After that she somehow manages to be some sort of expert in abstinence.

The other basically heard a voice from God to run for senator in the of the smallest states of the Union which conveniently was right nextdoor to her home state of New Jersey. So far she has done nothing else but practice witchcraft, put human brains in mice and read classified secrets from China.

You better hope there isn't a breeding frenzy with the pandas

[thereismore]

14. It's O'Donnell. She is crazy, whereas Bristol is just plain dumb. nt

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[AsahinaKimi]

18. Don't you touch those PANDA's !!

They are so cute.. I just wanta cuddle all of them!!

[immoderate]

19. What's the point? Both are already TV series.

But I don't watch those either. Dilemma! :(

:think: Is there an abstract?:shrug: Anyway, I think some of those pandas are already dead. Who pays for the cleanup?

God, I don't want to read those books! :cry:

--imm

[rustydog]

20. "Neither" must be a choice! These undoubtedly will be ghost-written and horrible

I used to belong to a book-of-the-month club and failed to respond to the choice one month. It was "My Turn" allegedly by Nancy Reagan.

It was tripe from beginning to end. I still have it. it shuts the mouths of conservatives when I accuse them of reading only glenn beck's lips. I produce "My Turn" to prove I read everything.

Palin's pale tome will be just an insignificant as she is. O'Donnell has to do the book, she can't live off of campaign funds anymore.

[Raine]

21. Bristol's, I'm curious as to what it was like to

grow up with a mother like that, hopefully get some inside dirt on winky. Plus it does have some sex in it, maybe drugs and rock n roll too. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

31. Do you think Mama Palin is going to allow the ghostwriter write anything less than ideal

Sarah will come out being a regular June Cleaver by the time that ghostwriter is done.

[Dappleganger]

22. I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spork.

[hobbit709]

33. +1

[KamaAina]

23. Bristol's

probably shorter. :P

[KansDem]

24. Oh, I don't know...I'd have to go with Christine...She has a goon who might beat me up...

...if I didn't choose her book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PiqXQeOl_w

She summons him at around 0'16"

He looks pretty formidable.

[Iris]

25. and when I see them wearing the baby panda coat, I'm going to throw red paint on it.

[customerserviceguy]

26. O'Donnell's would have to be the most amusing

since she's the one who would have the most convoluted reasons for not having sex. We know that Bristol's reasons are just born-again virginity.

[BlueMTexpat]

27. Those darling baby pandas are most likely quite safe in China.

Even if they weren't, there is no way, no how that I would read a "book" by either.

[ThoughtCriminal]

28. Can I make them fight to see who gets a Panda Coat?

There Can Be Only One.

I figure the loser would probably go shoot baby pandas just to spite me anyway.

[Kennah]

29. I could read either book ...

... and then just follow it up with a positive, upbeat read.

Oh, say, like, The Great Gatsby, Billy Budd, or Heart of Darkness.

[Fuzz]

30. Which one has more pictures?

[HopeHoops]

32. Where's the "Gouge my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon" option?

[LynneSin]

34. That would be the one that slaughters baby pandas

:D

[Ilsa]

35. I'd read Bristol's but only if 1) she gives details about her past AND current sex life;

2) she donates the proceeds to a Save the Pandas cause.

I know, it'll never happen. She's a grifter, not a giver.

[dkofos]

37. Those Pandas were made in china. Who gives a shit.

[Iggo]

38. CO'D.

There's stuff I don't know about her. And at least she's had a life. Bristol's would be nothing more than a teenager's diary.