SF Teens Thought They Heard A Ghost, But It Was Just A Guy Jacking Off In Their House

[Ian David]

SF Teens Thought They Heard A Ghost, But It Was Just A Guy Jacking Off In Their House

Teens who thought they heard a ghost in their home in San Francisco's Presidio Heights neighborhood on Saturday night instead found a man masturbating in a bedroom, a police spokesman said today.

Two girls, ages 14 and 17, and a 17-year-old boy were at home in the 3400 block of Pacific Avenue near Laurel Street at about 9:35 p.m. Saturday when they heard a noise in an adjacent room, police Lt. Troy Dangerfield said.

The teens thought it was a ghost, but when they went to the bedroom on the third floor of the home, the boy noticed that the door to the room was closed, although he had remembered leaving it open, Dangerfield said.

The teens opened the door and found the man standing naked inside the room and masturbating. He looked at them and groaned, causing them to flee and call 911 from a neighbor's house, Dangerfield said.

More:
http://sfappeal.com/news/2011/03/sf-teens-thought-they-heard-a-ghost-but-it-was-just-a-guy-jacking-off-in-their-house.php

Uhmmm... don't cross the streams?

[FSogol]

1. And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

:shrug:

[Dash87]

12. .

:rofl:

[wtmusic]

2. Damn you Casper

Lock the freaking door.

[MilesColtrane]

11. Casper the Inappropriately Friendly Ghost

[varkam]

13. !

:rofl:

[callous taoboy]

16. Bwaaa HaHaHAHA

:rofl:

[Kaleva]

23. Duzy!

[Poll_Blind]

3. Hilarious in a fictional context, horrific in a realistic one.

PB

[RKP5637]

4. They should have had garlic around their necks! Well, anyway, Ghost Busters came, so to say. n/t

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

5. Two girls, ages 14 and 17, and a 17-year-old boy.... all minors...

Will the judge throw the book at the guy?:shrug:

[WingDinger]

6. He looked at them and growned. I would have thought, due to the activity,

he would have already grown.

[quinnox]

7. Wow, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

I wonder if they got more scared by this guy versus if they had actually seen a ghost?

[Ian David]

8. They ran TO what they thought was a ghost, but AWAY from the masturbating guy. n/t

[alcibiades_mystery]

9. When I lived alone...is there a ghost in my house?

:evilgrin:

[petronius]

10. They heard a strange noise, and 'ghost' was what they thought most likely?

:shrug:

Now granted, 'ghost' is probably a higher likelihood than 'chicken-choker', but still...

[Ian David]

14. I know, I had a similar thought. This paranormal nonsense is not serving the kids well.

But imagine if it were a masturbating ghost?

Or the ghost of an old woman, moaning, "Who stole my vibrator? Who stole my vibrator? YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!"

[RainDog]

15. thread of the day! n/t

[MilesColtrane]

17. Who ya gonna call?

Fapbusters!

[Liberal_in_LA]

18. ewwww

[Snoutport]

19. was he a republican?

[HuckleB]

20. OK. So, does everyone understand the moral of this story?

DO NOT TEACH YOUR KIDS THAT GHOSTS ARE REAL!!!!!

:popcorn: :hide:

[HuckleB]

21. DO NOT TEACH YOUR KIDS THAT GHOSTS ARE REAL!!!!!

Sorry, I just had to repeat this as a subject line. Well, uh, well, apparently the need exists.

[onager]

22. "Pfft! That's not a ghost! It's just Father O'Grady!"

n/t

[Kat45]

24. Umm, why would someone break into a house to jerk off?

I find that just as weird as the kids thinking it was a ghost they'd heard.