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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:39 PM
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Hey I think I agree with Michelle Bachmann..
I think she's right. I think we should take all the decisions from the hands of activist judges and put our faith in the Bible. Starting with these passages:


"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)

Ms Bachmann, you are here for me not the other way around. So start serving. The bible tells you to.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

Oops no authority for you. Quit your job right now and shut the hell up. The bible tells you to.

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24)

Ooh are you following all your husbands rules? The bible tells you to.

"A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Eccles. 26:14-15)

Are you being loving? Because obviously SILENCE is not your strong suit.. even though The bible tells you so.

Yes I think Ms Bachmann has a point. Right at the top of her head.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:41 PM
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1. I think those passages where written with only
Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin in mind, and they should only apply to those two women.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:42 PM
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2. Men would make the coffee.
Hebrews.
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 07:48 PM
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7. And Beer
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 08:26 PM
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8. Well,
It's alright then
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:43 PM
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3. That is what happens when you buy a
do it yourself home lobotomy kit.
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Little Star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:43 PM
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4. LOL!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 06:55 PM
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5. Legend has it, Peter wrote this because he was scared of the vag.
And he hated Mary Magdalene because she was Christ's favorite. Although this crap was written five or six centuries after he was supposedly crucified upside down. :shrug:
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 07:01 PM
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6. Dude - You are SO not rightly dividing the Word.
:rofl: :sarcasm:

See: http://www.rightlydividing.net/

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