Kyl lied, er, misspoke about Planned Parenthood

[salinen]

And then went on to make donkeys seem thoughtful by saying what he said should not be taken as factual. Anyway, I think Kyl needs help. Lying is the currency that thugs deal in, so I came up with better lies for him to use.

- "My dog said abortions are 90% of Planned Parenthood. Blame the Mutt, not me."
- "90% is 3% where I come from."
- "Nothing I say is factual you idiot."
- "That wasn't me, I have an evil twin, and I'm an only child."
- "Republican will remember the 90%, that's what matters."
- "I didn't lie, Planned Parenthood abortions on the planet Mongo is at 90%."
- "Pap smears and breast exams are abortion in Arizona."

[tsuki]

1. Have you seen Colbert's "not intended as a factual statement"

tweets. Very funny.