Don't mess with grandpa if he got one of these for Christmas.

[FLPanhandle]

http://gizmodo.com/5721225/this-cane-is-actually-a-million+volt-stun-baton

Looks like you screwed with the wrong old man today, punk. I may look grey and infirm, but I'm packing a million volts of incapacitating, jaw-clenching self-defense. Or offense! This grandpa's crazy! The Zap Cane also has a flashlight. Beware!

In case you're actually in need of a cane for non-shock attack reasons, the Zap Cane is adjustable from 32 to 36 inches, and can support up to 250 pounds. The thought of a 250 pound person waving around a million volt stun gun is terrifying and incredible. Especially if the built-in LED flashlight is also turned on.

[xchrom]

1. my grandpa would've spent his days zapping grandma. nt

[FLPanhandle]

2. Mine would have terrorized the dogs

One day with that in the house and the dogs wouldn't have gotten on this couch anymore.

[mysticalchick]

8. BWAH!!

My grandfather was the same way!

[Lasher]

3. Hmm, 90 bucks.

A decent sword cane costs that much.

http://budk.com/Self-Defense/ZAP-Cane-With-Flashlight

[old mark]

4. I could use the flashlight to see where to shoot my .45! Too bad christmas is over!...nt

[InkAddict]

6. Might also be helpful in picking up doggie waste at night

Those little baggies are hard to open, necessitating removal of winter gloves, and a slight delay in the purposeful walking of pet, which might be an opportune moment for an attacker/animal (one in same?) to strike....hmmmm...

[Stevenmarc]

5. You can use it to jumpstart your Hoveround

[pinboy3niner]

7. Or your heart

It's a defibrillator in a cane!

[jwirr]

9. Canes are notorious. We had an old gentleman in the family who

would position himself near a often used doorway so he could swat the kids with his cane when they ran through. It became a game of who could get by him fast enough so they would not get a swat.