Playing Russian Roulette with a hand grenade. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

It needs to be a winner robot. The kind of robot that you'd give it your heart and the very next day it would throw it away. I know for a fact North Koreans have a much better Trump robot. It lights up, plays basketball with Dennis Rodman, and everything. It's great, really bigly. And what does America have? Some Bea Arthur in her last days sporting a bad comb-over. America is counting on you, Disney, to make Trump robot great again. I see it as a way to make up for that last Star Wars movie. I can't believe it lacked more Jar Jar Binks action. Where's Jar Jar, what's he up to? You left me hanging for too long. You got to give the people what they want and they want a Hercules shaped robot with Trumps head on it sporting a Trump suit and tie made in Kazakhstan where all fine American made products are from. Oh, by the way, any word on what the Mueller Robot has on the Trump robot? Asking for a friend.

"Is this the kitchen? . . . What do you man telling staff that you don't make a Big Mac Float? . . . Yeah with creamy pieces of cheese and hamburger and pickle, the works. . . . Get right on it."