We Cant Get Enough of This Koch Heir's Terrible Shirt Line

[demmiblue]

Source: The Cut

The news recently broke that Wyatt Koch — son of Bill Koch, of the conservative dark lord billionaire Kochs — is suing his ex-fiancée to get the custom engagement ring he gifted her back. Koch reportedly bought her the ring for $180,000 and now wants it returned, along with $15,000 in damages. But that is neither here nor there because what’s emerged from this narrative is a far more fascinating bit of information: young Koch’s true passion is designing shirts, and they are terrible beyond your wildest imagination.

Koch’s brand, Wyatt Ingraham, sports the tagline “Be Bold™” — and he delivers. The shirts, with bright colors and busy patterns, are definitely what we’d call “bold.” They’re also what we’d call “seizure-inducing” and “oh God, why?” Take, for instance, the “Wall Street” design which retails for $79 on sale, features literal moneybags, and looks like something a cigar-chomping fat cat would wear on Casual Fridays.



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https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/wyatt-koch-shirt-line-wyatt-ingraham-video.html?utm_campaign=nym&utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s1

[Angry Dragon]

1. another self made man

[WhiteTara]

2. No wonder the girl friend dumped his ugly stupid ass.

ewww

[jpak]

5. +1

ugh

[SCantiGOP]

3. I call it millionaire amnesia

I’ve seen it many times in person: somehow the person just forgets that they started out with a huge wad of money from Mummy and Daddy.
Trump comes to mind, and EricIvankaDonJr proves that it gets worse with each generation.

[spanone]

4. he and ivanka should consolidate their 'talents'. together they could make tens of dollars

look at that fucking money bag shirt....Good Gawd

[Brother Buzz]

7. I kinda liked the handcuff shirt

It just might become a smash hit at the Club Fed penitentiary.

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[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. He carefully designs each shirt with expert skill.

[blogslut]

8. The best part is he's paying a marketing agency for a WIX website.

Oh well, it's better than designer socks I guess.

[Achilleaze]

9. The Pinko-Handcuff pattern would look pretty pissy on Comrade Casino* (R)

* republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief & republican family values role model

[2naSalit]

14. I thought those

were for Ivanka and Melanoma.

[irisblue]

10. Wash from Firefly wouldn't touch those shirts.

Might throw them on (a GOP) Reaver tho.

[d_r]

11. you know, typical guy stuff, something that

"...can be worn in a board room, or a disco-tech-ah, or a nightclub, or a yacht..."

[ATL Ebony]

12. WTF???

OMG

And the shirt is not so hot either.

[FSogol]

13. I don't think we should make fun of the developmentally disabled.

[2naSalit]

15. !!!

[NastyRiffraff]

16. Somebody actually got engaged to him?

I'm glad for her sake she woke up in time. If the ring is as ugly as the shirts, I doubt if she'd wear it. His taste is suspect, to put it mildly.