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Mon Dec 25, 2017, 02:26 AM

Does anyone know if there's any room left at the inn?

A couple here, expecting a kid pretty soon, needs to know.

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Reply Does anyone know if there's any room left at the inn? (Original post)
MrScorpio Dec 2017 OP
NanceGreggs Dec 2017 #1
RestoreAmerica2020 Dec 2017 #2
Hekate Dec 2017 #3
dalton99a Dec 2017 #4
KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2017 #5
sprinkleeninow Dec 2017 #6
logosoco Dec 2017 #7
NotASurfer Dec 2017 #8
raven mad Dec 2017 #9

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 02:40 AM

1. How are they paying?

I know a place - they take cash, MasterCard, or myrrh.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 02:50 AM

2. No, no room if they're are immigrant, refugee, poor, hungry

sick, homeless; Native, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Muslim or Jew; unemployed or disabled and all thuse non white, nonchristian , lgbt.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 02:58 AM

3. If we make it so, MrScorpio, if we make it so...

(Just listening to PBS SoCal Christmas song special -- a men's a capella choir just finished Silent Night with one guy I am sure is a counter-tenor. Choral music does me in.)

But I digress. To your question: oh yes, there is room at the inn. But the work of shunting those aside who stand blocking the doorway like dogs in a manger is going to be beyond hard by now.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 03:05 AM

4. "They don't look like Christians. Lock them up until we can figure out what the hell is going on"

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 04:16 AM

5. Clerk: No, we're all booked up. NRA pagan holiday party.

Bearded Guy: Not even a handicap room? I can pay in goat's milk.

Clerk: Nope, Syrian fellow from the war with no legs and an AK47 got that last one. Want me to call the homeless shelter?

Bearded Guy: Yes, please - just any place my wife can rest and perhaps deliver her baby.

Clerk: Sorry, I called and shelter is full too. Trump is coming to town for the party, cops cleared the streets of homeless, so shelter is full.

Bearded Guy: Please, do you know of any place we can just rest a while?

Clerk: I do have a friend that has a barn.....

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 04:21 AM

6. So sorry, fresh out. 😈

Also, in God WE trust. All others pay cash.💰

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 08:50 AM

7. I have room at my house!

We do lean a bit to the pagan/atheist side, but everyone is welcome here! Especially babies!!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 11:50 AM

8. Oh what the hell, if the inn is full send 'em over

We'll get the spare room cleaned up, the cats are friendly once they warm up to you, and they may be gluten-free but I'm about to make some pancakes here. Might as well a few extra while I'm at it!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Dec 26, 2017, 12:06 AM

9. There is always room at this humble (very humble) inn.

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