"Three warning shots to the groin for starters!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff David Clarke!!!

[skip fox]

Sheriff David ("Who shot the smart-ass baliff?" ) Clarke: "I'll tell you what it is, Sean. It's what those toe-suckers in the fake media don't want you to find out: that I have been exonerated on all charges. . . .You wait when they squak then Sheriff Joe Arpio and I go in together can create our own Non-Fake Secret Service to replace the one corrupted by the Deep State in order to have Trump assassinated. . . . It's as clear as the face on the front of your head!"



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Above CAPTION based on this article in The Hill:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/366859-sheriff-clarke-denies-hes-still-under-fbi-investigation-for

[Miigwech]

1. Russian goatees for men

[Kirk Lover]

2. "Those toe suckers are what we used to call jive turkeys"

[left-of-center2012]

3. "I want to lead Trump's gestapo"

[underpants]

4. Look there's a new Sheriff in town! His name is Richard Schmidt

I just ride around Milwaukee in a cowboy hat and collect fake pins for the uniform I don't wear anymore. Yeah sure this makes me look stupid as hell but so does picking this fight and risking all the deaths in the county jail from coming up in the news.

[skip fox]

5. Sheriff D.C. is saying:

"Why should I support the Constitution? . . . . When has it ever supported? me?"