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I drove to work and back home about 235 times without an accident in 2017. It obviously was because Donald Trump was elected President of the United States. After all, what else could it be? Of course, I haven't had an accident or a traffic ticket since 2009, but Obama never mentioned it, so he must have had nothing to do with it. Trump, on the other hand, has taken credit for anything and everything that goes right, and others are to blame if anything goes wrong. I have a 12 year old nephew who uses that same line of reasoning. There is no doubt he will grow up to be a great man.
ProfessorGAC
(64,995 posts)All year! Must be due to this phenomenal leadership. There's no other explanation, even though i've been driving this route (or heading to the airport) for 39 years. Simple logic suggests that my luck would have run out, and it's only through the contributions of "that thing in the WH" that my luck didn't run out.
Or, maybe it's because i'm a safe driver.
No, that can't be it.
rzemanfl
(29,556 posts)under Dubyah. Obama never mentioned my driving record, nor did Clinton or Bush the elder. So Dubyah bad, Orange Julius Caesar good, Dems, meh...am I right? Yes, bigly, I am sure.
dalton99a
(81,451 posts)It's testimonials like this that make America great
Farmer-Rick
(10,154 posts)Now they thank Trump.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Farmer-Rick
(10,154 posts)Much like that. They want a man in the WH that is like their mean, vengeful God.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)thbobby
(1,474 posts)Thank you so much trump. You have kept our planet safe from Martians. And gravity still works. You are a great leader. God is smiling on you and Putin.
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Raster
(20,998 posts)Thanks, tRump*!
Kablooie
(18,626 posts)So I too bow down to the great and powerful Wizard of Twit for protecting and shielding me from disasters near and far.
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)in front of the toilet. Thank you, TRUMP for preventing this and every other misfortune that does not befall me each day!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)And I expect the same for as long as Great Leader is in power.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)It must be because of Trump. Thank you Trump.
In fact, I think he's gone back in time and prevented my getting bitten for all 50+ years of my life