Stores in my area are out of popcorn

[Cyrano]

[lisa58]

1. Chips work

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. My partner loves this

But the store runs out of it all the time, personally I like


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and I plan on eating tons of it while I watch trump do this

[Cha]

9. Tostito Scoops.. how

clever!



Make it So!

[applegrove]

3. We gotta have some relief from all the grief.

[Cha]

10. Exactly, apple!

Any port in the storm

[applegrove]

11. Bon nuit cha!

[Skittles]

4. *I* am out of popcorn

[lindysalsagal]

5. Well, the idiot's still in the white house, so, not really totally out, yet....

but the unravelling has definitely begun.....

[ornotna]

6. Oreos, Chips Ahoy, pretzels

Any port in a storm. And what a storm it is.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. There, there, ( pat, pat, pat on shoulder)

you are a strong courageous person and you will make it thru this historic storm just fine.......

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

8. Surely you can buy the popcorn kernels and pop your own.

At a fraction of the cost of the already popped crapped.

Oh, and don't waste your money on the microwave garbage. It stinks, is full of nasty chemicals, and actually takes longer to pop than the real kind.

Which reminds, me, I think I'll make some popcorn for myself.