ALEX JONES Sets record straight: "Medical doctors will tell you its the feet size."

[kpete]

Alex Jones defends Trump’s penis
Jones: “And by the way he doesn’t even have small hands, and by the way that’s a cliche, and a wives' tale, and not even true as well. Medical doctors will tell you it’s the feet size”

ALEX JONES (HOST): Now the media went into conniption fits and the headlines from MSNBC are Trump’s sexual obsessions may destroy the earth. They’re the ones saying hey we got a bigger nuclear button than you, we got a bigger arsenal, more powerful, and it works. Nothing to do with the media trying to say the president has small genitals. And by the way he doesn’t even have small hands, and by the way that’s a cliche, and a wives' tale, and not even true as well. Medical doctors will tell you it’s the feet size. But the point is -- that it’s more comparable. And that’s not even an exact metric.

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/01/03/alex-jones-defends-trump-s-penis/218957

[rusty quoin]

1. OMG

[RestoreAmerica2020]

30. Oh for christ sakes! John McCain was right about one thing..at the onset

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of trumpf's campaign, he [trumpf] had a rally in Arizona, McCain pointed out that "trumpf had brought out the crazies."

I'll add trumpf not only brought out the crazies, he brought out the kkk/nazis, white supremacists, racist republikkklan congress, voters (rebup base) that are anti black, anti lgbt, anti Hispanic, anti Muslims, anti-immigrants and refugees...ok anti-everyone who isn't white, straight and a fake evangelical christian.

[Cha]

31. lol

[secondwind]

44. Same here. OMG. I feel as if were in the Twilight Zone

[Iggo]

2. Not true! Alex Jones has huge feet!

[regnaD kciN]

28. Not that big...they fit into his mouth regularly.

[Grassy Knoll]

3. Better Headline: Alex Jones Knows Too Much About Don's Dong..

[lastlib]

13. If anyone would, I'm sure it would be Alex J.

He's probably kissed it more times than Melania has..........

[Cha]

32. Rofl.. you guys are

cracking me up!

[ProudLib72]

4. I've been a size 13 for years

But the last pair of shoes I bought (exactly the same as the ones before) were a little on the short side.

So, Dr Jones, what does that mean???

[VOX]

6. I used to be a 12 B, but "evolved" into a 13 B...

I think all the imported shoes have gotten smaller over time.

But yes, surely Alex J. can share some of his brilliant insights on the subject.

[ProudLib72]

10. It's really strange

I have been buying the same Merrells for six or seven years. All of them fit correctly until this last pair. My toe touches the end ever so slightly, but it's annoying enough that I might actually have to shop around next time.

[VOX]

12. Probably a different manufacturer for the same shoe, and probably won't stretch out over time.

I've had pretty good luck with Merrells myself, but I do have to use insoles due to narrow feet. For dressier occasions, I've worn Allen Edmonds for years; they're pricey, but they last forever.

[OriginalGeek]

20. Man I love my AE McAllisters.

I feel extra dashing in them lol. Looked at the store this Christmas for maybe a black pair but damn, they are still spendy. I talked myself out of it this time. I bet I don't next time.

[VOX]

52. McAllisters:Classic wingtip osfords WITHOUT the clumsy-looking flange sole.

AE does have site-wide sales every so often.

Now I’m looking at those shoes...I’m thinking...

[ProudLib72]

24. Those Allen Edmonds look super fancy

Probably wouldn't go well with Carhartts.

You may be right about the Merrells. I was buying them from an army surplus store. When they went out of business, I switched to Amazon. I figured they were all the same so it didn't matter, but who knows where each seller is getting their stock from.

[VOX]

53. Thats the thing: different sources, different dimensions in same style shoe.

All we ask of a shoe is: 1) A good fit: 2) Comfort. It’s 2018, damnit, it shouldn’t be so difficult!

[mercuryblues]

48. That depends

what was the temp when you tried them on?

[budkin]

5. Alex Jones adores Trump's tiny cock

In fact he has a framed picture of it on his bedside table as well as a small tatoo of it on his inner thigh.

[Initech]

51. I am betting they both scored low on the TMI scale.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. Reminds me of an old joke where a woman who is looking for a man

laments that men should wear shoes that fit.

[UTUSN]

9. Is this it?

A recently divorced woman and her girlfriend at a club, first time dating. Checking out the shoes. She sees a prospect and sends a drink over. He sends back. The waiter relays that he would like to join them. Does. Eventually she & he get a room. In the morning she leaves early and leaves some bucks on the bureau. He: "What's that for?" She: "So you can buy the right size instead of CLOWN shoes!1"

[lunatica]

16. LOL

I was wondering what the connection could be.

[UTUSN]

23. Back!1

[Arkansas Granny]

43. Lol, very similar.

[JHB]

8. But he has the coolest theme song...

[Cha]

33. ROFLMAO

[phleshdef]

11. Feet size is a wives tales as well.

There is no indicator of penis size other than the size of the penis itself

[Iris]

15. But, but ............. Medical doctors!!!!!

[C_U_L8R]

14. NSFW funny.

[lunatica]

17. Two buttons on the table

[smirkymonkey]

19. Oh, that is too funny.

Only because it rings so true. Also, the man boobs on Trump!

[C_U_L8R]

22. The moobs make it.

[Canoe52]

27. Split my sides!

[L. Coyote]

18. Republican Politics 2018 Style: "Alex Jones defends Trumps penis "

You can't make this shit up.

Link to tweet

[regnaD kciN]

29. It will be interesting to see the reaction from the Trib's predominently-Mormon readership...

[NightWatcher]

21. He then put on his Minnie Mouse slippers and shuffled out of the room

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

25. Ummmm, speaking as a woman who was rather

sexually active back in the day, as in before AIDS and even before herpes, I can tell you there was a correlation.

[mr_lebowski]

35. There may be somewhat of one ... but you cannot determine for sure based on other appendages

And there's no question that Trump acts in EVERY WAY like a dude with a tiny dick.

Size 12 or no, I'm telling you, he ain't got over 5" downstairs, no way, no how ... likely less. And that's hopped up on a double dose of viagra, after watching "Best of Minorities Getting Beaten up at a Trump Rally" compilations.

Not that it's the measure of a man, but to HIM ... he's insecure about it.

OBVIOUSLY.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

37. Okay. Speaking from my past experience

he would not at all be good in bed. He'd be only focussed on his own satisfaction, and would assume that his satisfaction would be the same as mine (his partner's). I'm also assessing that he would not be very well endowed.

This is based on many, many encounters in my youth.

Again, this was before herpes, before AIDS, when we were quite free sexually.

Oh, and for what my opinion is worth, I learned that my pre-assessment as to size and competence in the sack, was always spot-on.

[mr_lebowski]

39. I don't care if you still f*** everything that moves to this day, m'lady ...

No need for the pre-disease disclaimers with me ... hell ... I kinda did so back then, and even well into the days of STD's.

I'd never judge It's your body ...

I do, however, trust your judgement on Drumpf.

Personally, I'd give it about a 10% chance he's not average or smaller in size ... but I'd say there's absolutely ZERO chance he's 'good in bed' from his partners perspective. It's literally an unthinkable concept based on his overall behavior.

The probability that Trump is NOT "Mr. Get Up, Get On, Get Off, Get Out" incarnate is about = to my chances of winning the Lotto.

I'd frankly be surprised if he even knows what 'foreplay' ... IS.

Let alone the notion of 'reciprocity', if you know what I'm saying.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

40. I do find that when I'm talking to young people these days, and I say

that I came of age before herpes and before AIDS, they get a bit wistful. They grew up in a very different world.

I was sufficiently active that over time I could figure out quite a bit before I actually got into bed with someone. And Trump (aside from the fact that he is very unappealing, yuck) just comes across as a man who is only out for his own pleasure. I'm thinking he'd be the kind of man who has no sense that a woman has actual sexual needs, or would need to be pleasured in any way.

I've known men who think that if they are satisfied, then the woman must also be satisfied. Most of them can be taught that it doesn't work that way. Trump? He'd never get it.

Quite honestly I think that all of his wives have been in it for the money. And they fully deserve whatever they've gotten from him. I suspect that Melania hasn't had sex with him in years, probably not since she got pregnant with Barron. So Trump is not only wallowing in the delusion that he's quite the stud, but he also hasn't gotten any in years.

[mr_lebowski]

41. We're on the same page ;)

Peace PO

[SHRED]

26. I'm 6'3" with big hands

And size 14 feet.

Hey...two out of three ain't bad.

[thbobby]

34. Don't want to get everyone excited, but

My foot is 1 foot long.

[Ken Burch]

36. Alex seems to have spent a LOT of time thinking about that.

n/t.

[Pachamama]

38. This is NOT true about feet size....

Largest lover I had was a serious 11 inches and wide and his shoe size was only size 10....

I have heard all the theories and none of them are true....

You either are born blessed and endowed or not...there are no "tells"...

Meanwhile one tell I do know that is true: Any man who needs to brag or imply that he is well endowed and that it "works" is exactly the opposite....

[mr_lebowski]

42. There might be a LOOSE correlation but there's nothing definitive by any stretch ...

And wow, 11"? I'm not even gay, and I'd kinda like to see that in person

[tavernier]

45. I did years of hospital pre-op nursing

which meant that I inserted the catheters. My husband used to joke that I have held more penises than a hooker. It isn’t common, but there were a couple that were certainly elevens, although I didn’t measure. And I am ashamed to say that a nurse from another floor called several of us fellow night nurses to come and observe a recently deceased patient, simply to witness the unbelievable. The tip of his penis touched his knee. It was highly unprofessional, but nevertheless, I did see it, so they do exist. Needless to say, most women would not prefer that size for intercourse.

[dawg]

46. I can only speak for myself, but mine aren't much of a match.

I suspect there is about as much truth to this as there is to anything else Alex Jones has to say.

I do, however, think it's detrimental that we try to place so much importance on the relative size of a man's penis. Someone up thread commented that Trump certainly "acts" like someone with a small penis.

Really?

To me, this is just one more aspect of our toxic patriarchy. Masculinity is valued above all, so the worst possible insults thrown at a man imply that he is somehow not masculine enough: he has a small penis, he is gay, he is a "cuck" who can't satisfy his woman sexually.

This shit is not good for society. We shouldn't perpetuate it.

[RandiFan1290]

47. Thank you

The comments in this thread are really disgusting and we wonder why our boys are so messed up.

[mercuryblues]

49. How small are donny 2 scoops hands?

compare and find out

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/custom/Meena/TrumpsHand-outline.pdf

[Initech]

50. "I have the biggest, OK? It's yuge! Unbelievable. Totally."

[mreilly]

54. More useless drivel...

from a completely useless asshole talking about another completely useless asshole. May they both die screaming in a house fire.

[grossproffit]

55. Big hands and feet big gloves and shoes. The end.