Super Campaigner, The Mittster. Please come CAPTION the Trail Boss, Mitt Romney!!!

[skip fox]

Mit ("Why to I have to talk to anyone to become President? Don't they know who I am???&quot Romney is saying: "I have no idea what people mean when they say I don't like campaigning! . . . I only took a vacation in the middle of the summer is because I like it so much, I have to slow myself down so I don't enjoy it all at once! . . . And the only reason I'm going the Olympics and Europe this week is because I want to spread my enjoyment over the globe . . . In fact, I'm going to enjoy it so much, I'm not going to be making any statements. . . And the reason I'm taking weeks off in August and September is . . ."

[RedStateLiberal]

1. "I once told a lie thiiiiiiiis big."

[d_r]

2. after I landed the fish

it told me that it would give me three wishes if I let it go

[skip fox]

3. " . . . so the first thing I wished for was three more wishes. . . . Hey, I might talk to fish, but

I'm no dummy."

[skip fox]

4. "I'll be more than happy to release my tax returns just as soon

as Obama releases all his college and secondary school records, . . . his medical records, . . . and allows a nationally televised live broadcast of his next physical exam, including the unclothed portions."