Bill Maher 25 Things You Didnt Know About Me List for Melania Trump

[FSogol]

1. In Slovenia, I was a catalog model, which is what you call a model you order out of the catalog.

2. I’m the only First Lady to ever wear sunglasses to a hurricane.

5. I spent two years in a vault at Deutsche Bank when Donald defaulted on a loan.

7. I hope I inspire little girls everywhere to marry for money.

10. I once played Scrabble against Eric and the final score was 3 to 2.

17. My Secret Service code name is “That Poor, Poor Woman.”

18. I copied this list from Michelle Obama.

25. If I could tell my younger self just one thing it would be this: if you catch a leprechaun and he gives you a wish, be more specific.

[lindysalsagal]

1. #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5!

[FSogol]

2. 21. Sometimes when I bounce light off my diamond, Donalds hair will chase it like a cat.

[whathehell]

3. Sexist reading of "catalog model'....

Sorry, but both Bill and his sexist schtick are getting old.

[RhodeIslandOne]

4. Except those catalogs were an actual thing

May not be any longer with the internet.

[whathehell]

6. "Catalog model'" meant women modeling clothes in catalogs, generally

and I know of nothing in Melania's background that indicates anything else...Same tired old sexist bs.

[smirkymonkey]

5. "Every time I look at my husband, I am reminded of the Slovenian national dish:

a fat, greasy sausage filled with cheese".

[louis-t]

7. Haaawww!

Good stuff.