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Earth_First

(14,910 posts) Sun Jan 1, 2012, 08:50 PM Jan 2012

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Healthcare tip: If you cannot afford to see a doctor

go to your nearest airport.

You'll get a free x-ray and breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

-2012 GOP healthcare program proposal

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Healthcare tip: If you cannot afford to see a doctor (Original Post) Earth_First Jan 2012 OP

ROFL! Cleita Jan 2012 #1

OMG, thats pretty funny. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #2

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL TheMastersNemesis Jan 2012 #3

Can I get tear replacement therapy as well? Morning Dew Jan 2012 #4

Cleita

(75,480 posts)

1. ROFL!

Reply to Earth_First (Original post)

Sun Jan 1, 2012, 09:00 PM

Jan 2012

How true.

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)

2. OMG, thats pretty funny.

Reply to Earth_First (Original post)

Sun Jan 1, 2012, 09:03 PM

Jan 2012

TheMastersNemesis

(10,602 posts)

3. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Reply to Earth_First (Original post)

Sun Jan 1, 2012, 09:05 PM

Jan 2012

That's the funniest thing I have heard in eons. it's a real kick. You should be on SNL.

Morning Dew

(6,539 posts)

4. Can I get tear replacement therapy as well?

Reply to Earth_First (Original post)

Sun Jan 1, 2012, 09:22 PM

Jan 2012

Or will I have to visit Officer Pike?

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