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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsU.S. to become a people-free gun reserve
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/07/23/usa-to-become-a-people-free-gun-reserve/Faced with the National Rifle Associations (NRA) compelling argument that guns dont kill people, people do, President Obama has decided to ban people from the United States.
It has been far too easy to obtain people in America said Obama. While we have tried to limit people through immigration policies, people nakedly get round this by simply breeding. With this unchecked proliferation of people, guns have no trouble finding a person to fire them. Shockingly, in isolated areas people even outnumber guns.
Under Obamas people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear noted Obama.
(yes...satire...but not by all that much...)
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U.S. to become a people-free gun reserve (Original Post)
Ken Burch
Jul 2012
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Guns Don't Kill People Is Akin To Corporations Are People - Both Logical Absurdities
cantbeserious
Jul 2012
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cantbeserious
(13,039 posts)1. Guns Don't Kill People Is Akin To Corporations Are People - Both Logical Absurdities
eom
global1
(25,241 posts)2. If Gun's Don't Kill People, And People Do - And SCOTUS Told Us....
That corporations are people. Therefore, corporations kill people. Can we ban corporations?
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)3. Better question...can we execute them?
or at least give them life and seize their assets to pay restitution to everybody they laid off or otherwise screwed?