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Tue Jan 16, 2018, 07:57 PM

'Trump Trek'.

Episode One: 'Call Me Crazy One More Time'. Captain Donald J. Trump and his questionable crew are on a mission of exploration and acquisition when a merchant freighter refuses to be searched. Bravely ignoring orders and the Prime Directive, Captain Trump orders a full spread of photon torpedos and a phaser barrage that converts the freighter's home planet to barren wasteland.

Episode Two: 'The Old Ways'. While looking for plunder in a less-developed star system, Captain Trump comes across a strange-looking young alien named Stephen Miller trapped in a sticky bog of political correctness. After the captain sets him free, young Miller makes special hand signs that let the captain know he's 'one of them', so the captain makes him First Mate. The old First Mate is cooked and served for dinner.

Episode Three: 'It's Not Me, It's Her'. After the female crew members become fed up with late night 'leak searches', they report Captain Trump to the Federation. An investigator arrives who becomes convinced that the captain has been blackmailed into a secret alliance with the Romulans. A Federation Board Of Inquiry clears the captain of all wrongdoing and imprisons the investigator, but then are discovered to be Romulans themselves when their cheap ear disguises fall off.

Episode Four: 'The Last Frontier'. The former captain must deal with the humiliations of encroaching age and baldness in the Klingon prison at Rura Penthe, where he is prodded with pain sticks and made to eat gagh. No one rescues him. Sad.

Great series. Gritty and realistic. I'd almost watch it again just for the ending.

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TexasTowelie Jan 2018 #1

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Tue Jan 16, 2018, 08:07 PM

1. I'll cross my fingers that there isn't a sequel titled

"The Wrath of Spawn" in which his offspring set out on a mission to liberate the captain. However, liberate is too close to liberal so the captain stupidly decides to remain in captivity.

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