Trumps Party Guests Traumatized After Having To Use Plastic Spoons For Caviar

[babylonsister]

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Trump’s Party Guests ‘Traumatized’ After Having To Use Plastic Spoons For Caviar


You know how Trump likes to say that he is the President of “average Joes” across the country? Well, that might be true — after all, he serves caviar with plastic spoons just like the rest of us.

As you’re probably aware, Trump bemoaned the fact that the government shutdown he and his party caused made him have to miss his big election anniversary extravaganza at the Mar-a-Lago.

While his sons Don Jr. and Eric filled in for him, Trump’s guests were less than pleased with their $100k-$250k price of admission because they’re spoiled rich jerks.

“I hate to do this, but this is a total disgrace, shame on Mar-a-Lago, you can’t serve caviar with plastic spoons!” a horrified guest posted on Instagram. “Please offer your caviar with mother of pearl spoons and dishes.”

Link to tweet

“Wait until you see the accompaniments,” the guest wrote, adding that she is still “traumatized.”

You ready to see these “horrific” accompaniments? Of course you are:

Link to tweet

Before you assume that Trump’s supporters are spoiled rich jackasses, put yourself in their shoes for a moment: when you eat caviar, don’t you want your blini and mini-toasts to be top tier? What is this, Communist China? Worse yet, they probably used sour cream instead of crème fraiche.

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It is unclear if the Caviar, like Trump’s masters, was Russian.

[tanyev]

1. Donald Trump: Dollar Store quality at caviar prices.

They expected anything different?

[Orrex]

2. Roe was overturned.

[babylonsister]

3. Hahahaha! nt

[underpants]

7. ✅

[Laf.La.Dem.]

4. Plastic spoons!!

how gauche

[RKP5637]

5. When you cozy up to a cheap shyster con artist, what do you expect. n/t

[blueinredohio]

6. He must not trust his guests or sons with the silverware

[Sancho]

8. I'd bet some of the guess didn't know how much the tickets cost...

they just told someone to get them a ticket. Captain's Waffers and Ritz Crackers go will all my canned tuna, so I don't see what's wrong with plastic spoons and caviar?

[muntrv]

9. Did twittler stiff the silver spoon supplier?

[L. Coyote]

10. The caviar is Russian, you can count on it!

[Irish_Dem]

11. Trump probably figured if you are stupid enough to spend $250K for dinner

you don't deserve real silverware.

[crazycatlady]

12. I was reading this elsewhere

And one of the commenters mentioned that caviar has a chemical reaction with most metal silverware. They make special mother of pearl spoons for caviar.

(Note-- I have not tried caviar nor do I have a desire to. Just sharing what I just learned).

[dewsgirl]

13. Blech, gross. I was reading about this last night, I found it interesting. I would love it

If I had so few problems, I could be traumatized by something like this.

[left-of-center2012]

14. I'm no fan of eating fish eggs

[MineralMan]

15. It was probably lumpfish caviar, anyhow.

As for the poor person who was disgusted, she should do what I do: carry your own goddamned mother of pearl spoon, just in case.

Now, if it was real caviar, I'd welcome people refusing to take it with a plastic spoon. More for me!

[dalton99a]

16. Idiots. It was beautiful plastic

[chowder66]

17. That silver looks like it had been polished once in the last 10 years. nt