I am watching Sarah Slanders' press briefing with the sound off

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

because I can't stand hearing her weapons-grade lies delivered in that nasal, preachy monotone - so I don't know what she's saying. Someone else can report on that if they can stand to listen. However, the body language is interesting. The press people seem agitated (one of them has one of those WTF? looks on her face), and Sarah looks angry (but then, she usually does) and her halibut eyes seem more misaligned than usual. And who dresses her? The Duggars?

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. I wont even do that much. These people are traitors, are actively

working with our enemy, i have no interest in looking at them or listening to them other than their final statement to the court when convicted of their crimes, that I will tune into.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Yeah, well I'm mostly here anyway...

doing the same thing. As soon as she came on I muted it.

[FSogol]

3. She lies so much one of he eyebrows is trying to escape. I can't even watch with the sound off.

I change the channel with Trumpy and his cronies come on.

[SharonClark]

6. LOL!

[chillfactor]

4. me too...

I can no longer listen to her lie after lie after lie.

[Xipe Totec]

5. I'm going to rededicate this poem to Sarah

High Lies

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of truth,
And cast my lies from crimson-lipsticked lips;
Onward I've lied, and weaved a rambling myth
Of grateful crowds ...and claimed a hundred things
You have not swallowed...weaved, demurred and spun
Fading into sullen silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting media along, and flung
My eager crap through endless streams of wind.
Up, up, the false, delirious flaming lies
I've topped the biggest ones with easy grace
When neither Rove, nor even Cheney could.
And while with soiled, uplifted heels I've trod
The pure untrespassed sanctity of truth...
...put out my hand, and poked the eye of God.



https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=103&topic_id=412012&mesg_id=412036

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Brilliant!

Ausgezeichnet! Magnifico! Storslått!

That is a work of genius, my friend!

[Xipe Totec]

11. Thank you

Feel free to use it, with or without attribution.

[malaise]

17. Brilliant

[Turbineguy]

18. That's about right.

If she was struck by lightning and turned into a smoking piece of pork rind, I'd have to start going to church.

[Xipe Totec]

19. She's more like an alligator gar, but you can make cracklings from those too

PS: If you listen carefully, you can hear the St. John's cicadas in the background on the second video.

[demmiblue]

7. Same, but only kind of watching.

I wasn't going to say anything about her outfit, but...

Honestly, I think she looks much better without the shite-ton of makeup (though I feel that way about most people who wear a shite-ton of makeup).

[smirkymonkey]

9. You mean Cyclops?

God, if she could at least TRY to dress a little less like a Christian missionary it would be an improvement. She's frightening the children.

[imanamerican63]

10. I gave up on watching or listening to the news for today!

My head was beginning to hurt from ! You get the point! We the American citizens who elected these fools to govern and you get s that could not even save the !

[Orrex]

12. With the sound off, does she look like an angry child lip-synching to a stupid song?

[louis-t]

13. I always imagine her voice sounding like Bobcat

Goldthwait.

[BoneyardDem]

14. "..her halibut eyes seem more misaligned than usual"

I literally laughed loudly enough, co workers asked what I was laughing at.

I'm pretty sure she has an inside to the local mercantile store in Colorado City (Polygamist community made famous by Warren Jeffs), for all of her apparel needs.

[Turbineguy]

15. Lawyer Gerry Spence

talks about "the biological advantage of telling the truth". I wonder if she's ever experienced that.

[Vinca]

16. Definitely Duggar couture.

[CTyankee]

20. With her little snarl on her face...

It's interesting that people here can't stand her father. But I saw a YouTube video of his show when he interviewed Meryl Streep about her role in "Iron Lady" and he was very admiring of Streep and carried on a very upbeat discussion about Margaret Thatcher. It was a very nice interview. He carried on by asking Streep's preparation for the role. He and she talked about how women in Britain were discriminated against. Streep added that Thatcher was also discriminated against because her father was a shopkeeper.

I was surprised that Huckabee was so nice and interested in the facets of the actresses' portrayal.

[trixie2]

21. That's how I watch scary movies so

good technique!

[rsdsharp]

22. Someone here

dubbed her Mistress Monotone. I have so stolen that.

[lagomorph777]

23. What, don't you dig the Duggars?

I too have to mute the TV when she appears (as I do with numerous other RePutin bobbleheads).

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. And who dresses her?

Her hometown upholster?