A very stable genius....
So the Donald, on his first trip to the UK, gets an audience with the Queen. She decides to give him some helpful advice: "You see, Mr. President, the key to succeeding in a long reign is having smart people around you." Donald: "Hmmmm....." The Queen: "Let me give you an example." She calls for Theresa May, who shows up, all enthusiastic and chirpy. The Queen asks her: "Born by your mother, not your sister, not your brother, who might it be?" Within a heartbeat Theresa answers "why, it is me!" The Queen to the Donald: "You see, I rest my case."
So when the Donald returns to Washington, he calls his vice. "Mike, I need an answer from you on something. Born by your mother, not your brother, not your sister, who might it be?" Pence answers right away: "Let me get back to you on that one." Off he goes and meets with Chief of Staff Kelly. "I need your advice, I want to get this right, and provide the President with the correct answer. He asked 'Born by your mother, not your brother, not your sister, who might it be?" Kelly thinks for a moment and then says "I think the President meant you, Mike." Mike's eyes begin to shine, "oh, I see!"
Meeting with the President again, he says "I know the answer to your question. You asked 'born by your mother, not your brother, not your sister, who might it be?' The answer is me, Mike."
The President turns all red in his face. "You see, that is why I am the stable genius, not you. And, by the way, I know that Kelly gave you that answer, he told me about your question. This is why I cannot trust anybody in this White House, you get it all wrong. On the Apprentice, you'd all be FIRED. The correct answer is THERESA MAY!"
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