Russia Succeeds At Placing Hostile Cyborgs Inside Trump White House (Satire)

[Rhiannon12866]

Robot Stephen Miller leads a small but effective army of Kremlin-directed automatons trying to undermine the U.S. government

President Donald Trump exhibits almost none of the qualities of a sensate human being — compassion, empathy, the ability to love, discernment, basic intelligence, or common sense. This has made it virtually impossible for the president to detect other similarly insensate, mechanical entities that have infiltrated his inner circle.

And they surely have, according to sources inside the major U.S. intelligence agencies, including the CIA and FBI.

These sources say that highly-sophisticated Russian androids designed, built, and deployed directly by Vladimir Putin’s FSB (Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation, formerly the KGB) have been placed inside the White House at an alarming rate since President Trump took office. Many were well-positioned within the Trump campaign as far back as 2015. And all have been programmed to sabotage, disrupt, undermine, and ultimately destroy American democracy from the inside.

The robotic pseudo-life forms that intelligence agents are most concerned about include Trump aide Stephen Miller (Model FSB4869), computerized son-in-law Jared Kushner (Model FSB2387J), advisor Kellyanne Conway (Model FSB9958), and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Model FSB1203PP).


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Said to be the most sophisticated, but also the most ruthless of the Russian bots, Stephen Miller Model FSB4869 has had a major impact on Donald Trump’s policy decisions. (Credit: metafilter.com)

[Dennis Donovan]

1. They need to be infiltrated. I know just the guy...

[Rhiannon12866]

2. And he's much less scary looking - and definitely more attractive - than the others in the article!