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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRebuffed Flat Earth Rocketeer Says He Will Actually Launch Himself Into the Sky at 500 MPH This Time
Source: Gizmodo
Tom McKay
Today 12:20am Filed to: FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU
When last we heard of Mad Mike Hughes, the 61-year-old limo driver and stuntman who planned on launching a $20,000 steam-fueled rocket with RESEARCH FLAT EARTH painted on the side some 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour, the gosh darn government had intervened to tell him he couldnt conduct any such launch on public lands.
But Hughes has not been deterred, and in a number of posts on his Facebook page he claims to have a real launch planned for February 3rd. This one will be a vertical rather than horizontal launch, which Hughes believes will prevent him from crossing over into public property and thus getting in trouble with the government.
That way we got enough buffer that when it lands, it will not be on (Bureau of Land Management) property, Hughes said in a video last week.
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Its still not entirely clear what Hughes intends to prove with the launch because, as LiveScience noted, observing the curvature of the Earth requires one rise some 35,000 feet (10,700 meters) above the ground. Hughes rocket will not be capable of attaining anywhere near that height, which is good because videos of his parachutes are far from reassuring.
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Read more: https://gizmodo.com/rebuffed-flat-earth-rocketeer-says-he-will-actually-lau-1822364177
Javaman
(62,503 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)Not something I am hoping for.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)And this guy is a very promising nominee.
Whiskeytide
(4,459 posts)... several recipients merely removed their ability to contribute genes by somehow losing their, uh... tenders.
Eg:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-07.html
I seem to recall a few others where they were blown or severed into qualifying for the award, but still lived on to enjoy the fame and fortune.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Makes sense.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,592 posts)because the recipient has removed himself from the gene pool. A few exceptions are granted to numpties who manage to shoot their junk off or otherwise geld themselves doing something stupid.
malaise
(268,701 posts)I think he should be given the award before takeoff
ProfessorGAC
(64,852 posts)What a moron.
tanyev
(42,516 posts)yonder
(9,657 posts)And give my best to your spleen. at least
-Evel K.
LonePirate
(13,408 posts)If it is flat, how far does the planet extend before it ends at its edge? Wouldn't it be easier to drive or sail to this edge? What happens if you try to cross this edge? Do you fall off into space? Are you prevented from moving forward due to constraints like the walls in The Truman Show? Flat Earthers should know the answers to these questions.
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)No fair thinking.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,270 posts)Here is an illustration from a book my great great grandfather wrote:
Not very legible, of course, but that's with zero degrees longitude going straight down from the middle - you can make out Africa mostly to the right of that, and South America at about "8 o'clock" across the South Atlantic from it.
This is the fairly typical flat-earther worldview.
If you try to cross the edge, you run into quotes from the bible.
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)Although it's flat, it still forms a circle
ProfessorGAC
(64,852 posts)If it's flat and still had gravity to prevent us floating up into space, and we have oceans 7 miles deep, and oil wells 9 miles deep, wouldn't the earth actually be a 3 dimensional disk?
Wouldn't some people be able to live on the sides and on the flip side?
struggle4progress
(118,228 posts)it's stuck to a big refrigerator, so there's really no space there
DUH!
ProfessorGAC
(64,852 posts)Since we're stuck on the flat side, we'll never know. You have your theory, i have mine! So there! Nyah!
struggle4progress
(118,228 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,852 posts)Aliens. See, you were wrong.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,592 posts)Iggo
(47,534 posts)Voy-lay! Gravity!
Seriously.
That's their answer.
ProfessorGAC
(64,852 posts)That's my next question.
Iggo
(47,534 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)Looks like we got us a reader here, folks.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Up and down.
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)it's safer, cheaper and could actually provide the data you seek.
underpants
(182,613 posts)BoneyardDem
(1,202 posts)Seems to belong in Trump's (anti-science) Cabinet.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Nincompoop.
Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)with his brain now firmly planted between his scrotum and his anus.
Initech
(100,038 posts)Or maybe:
Iggo
(47,534 posts)Lands.
That's cute.
samnsara
(17,605 posts)underpants
(182,613 posts)louis-t
(23,267 posts)edit: someone already did it!
He'll be fine until he runs into that painted tunnel entrance.